[Pff. Can't scare him with stuff like that.] You're right, but the ones I know are more likely to totally kick my ass.

[He puts his hands out, palms-up, and shrugs.] I wouldn't call it being a sex fiend. I wouldn't even call it hit and quit. I think it's just my debonair charm.

[Completely straight-faced, this one just said that. He's actually just expecting mockery for it. He'll get around to getting his eventually.]