[ Oh, it's certainly the most unique.

His response gets a sharp grin from her, and a positively over-reactive laugh. Having feelings and all that hasn't made her any less of a jerk, or less prone to dramatics. ]

Die? Don't say things like that! You'll break my heart.

[ Where's her laughtrack? ]

I'm here to help. You look terrible. Are you really in a position to be telling me to leave?

[ Please, enlighten me on your problem so that I may exploit it. ]