[ Now that? That gets him to laugh. ]

What? You're gonna be the good person/bad person policeman now, are you?

[ Because seriously, that's the funniest fucking thing he's ever heard. Top ten, at least. ]

I don't need to be a sparkling goodie-two-shoes with light beams coming out of my ears to decide not to bother you, kid. Sure, we all marched in step with the man, but like I said, we all had our reasons.

I don't need you to validate my existence, and you don't need me. Really, it's as simple as that.