All flesh and blood here, pal! Not a single alien bone in this body!

[ No, wrong. But Ye Xiu doesn't have to know, and even if Ye Xiu could sense magic, Yan Qing certainly doesn't set off any alarms. He's just flexible. As soon as he ends his sentence, he does a flip back and stands on one hand, bending on it to show off ]

I'm preeeeeetty sure we're not in a video game. I mean, I see people play 'em all the time, and these graphics are too real, doncha think?

[ He is still bending up and down on his hand. ]