Oh no! What are you doing that's so important? I can't hear you moving around, after all. So we should make friends, shouldn't we?

[New friends don't prop their feet up on the nearest surface, though. Nor do they laugh lightly, even at such a firm rejection.] ...If you really want to chase me out, though...I'll need your help! I've lost my bearings now that I've sat down, you see. It's easier to keep a track of things when I don't have to start talking to my new neighbours in the middle of mapping out new places.

Can I ask what your room looks like, first? In detail!