"When Yeshua ben Yosef hung dying on the cross," Imriel explains, "his blood mingled with the tears of the Magdalene and Mother Earth took both into her womb. From that, Blessed Elua was born. In my world, at least, he wandered the Earth freely for many a year, until he was imprisoned by the King of Persis and the eight Companions left the One God's Heaven to free him."

So yes. That's a thing, there.