I could eat a raw potato and you'd think it was kinky.

[ She's just going to dismiss it because she has no idea why it makes sense to her, but she's pretty sure it does. ]

Handholding is kind of.. how Sei and Chihiro and I got together. Because of handholding. I'll spare you the details so you don't have to gag about it, but they'd get weird about it if I held your hand.

[ So, there. No handholding. She holds her hand over the top of the door. ]

Here, hand them to me. I'll go find the next size up while you try on whatever else you've got.