[ Hmm. Nikolai, you can continue touching those pants but he will not touch them, now that he knows what they are made for. Who knows where they have been? ]

You're one of those tech-nerds, aren't you? I don't really know much about this stuff. [ Because he is not a nerd. That would make him uncool. ]

I guess it'd be cool if they invented pants that could make you fly or something. Like Astroboy.