Uhhhhh.

[ What a good question. This kind of thing wasn't even ordinary where she came from, and a lot of the apartments she visited never quite had the same style. ]

I guess the ordinary ones have more solid walls, for one thing. And firm beds too! I've seen a couple of people with four-poster beds.

But yeah, this place was crazy, even for me. I actually come from a place where furniture like this was at least possible. Just not magicked in at the tap of a button.