Who's the one trying to study naked men's bodies?! I just wanted to relax and take a bath after this awful day, and you... you—!!
[ ahhh no, goddammit, he's not going to cry... he's not going to cry! there's only one solution: really lean into the anger. ]
I would rather die than study your filthy body! [ that's obviously a lie because what idiot would say no to ogling some rando if the alternative is death, BUT WHATEVER ] But if it's a fight you want, then come on!! [ no one said anything about a fight.
also his rapier-shaped wand is somewhere in the pile of towels and other assorted junk he dropped on the edge of the pool before he got in, and in order to actually see where it is and grab it, he would need to turn around, which he absolutely is not going to do, so... for now he's just blindly fumbling around for it behind him. ]
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[ ahhh no, goddammit, he's not going to cry... he's not going to cry!
there's only one solution: really lean into the anger. ]
I would rather die than study your filthy body! [ that's obviously a lie because what idiot would say no to ogling some rando if the alternative is death, BUT WHATEVER ]
But if it's a fight you want, then come on!! [ no one said anything about a fight.
also his rapier-shaped wand is somewhere in the pile of towels and other assorted junk he dropped on the edge of the pool before he got in, and in order to actually see where it is and grab it, he would need to turn around, which he absolutely is not going to do, so... for now he's just blindly fumbling around for it behind him. ]