[God, this is the problem with ex-wives. Once they've seen your dick, they think they know everything. Thankfully, she is not his ex, and this has never happened. But what she implies with that question might be true. Still! Still, where is the fun in being predictable? To dispel her doubts, he leans in, placing his hand on the kitchen counter to keep her there.]

Oh, I think you underestimate me. I don't know if you'd want someone like me putting a stain on your record, though. But if you want to break a few laws together...