[ if no one ever rewarded misbehaving, Guanshan would never get rewarded at all. thankfully, some people have taste and like 'em when they misbehave. ]
Onward then, steed. [ don't mind him, he's just gonna start playing the bongos on these fat ass cheeks. being carried isn't too bad, at least not while he still has some blood that hasn't rushed to his head. it'll build and build into a headache but that's a problem for 'ten minutes later Guanshan'; right now, he's just gonna enjoy the view. ]
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Onward then, steed. [ don't mind him, he's just gonna start playing the bongos on these fat ass cheeks. being carried isn't too bad, at least not while he still has some blood that hasn't rushed to his head. it'll build and build into a headache but that's a problem for 'ten minutes later Guanshan'; right now, he's just gonna enjoy the view. ]