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You awaken amidst the darkness with only a faint light to greet you. Your body is hemmed in by shards of crystals, gently sparkling and possibly pricking your skin. The surrounding landscape is dyed in the pinks and purples of the dusk filled with crystals protruding from the ground, some as large as a skyscraper. Even the few shy moon creatures you find in the wild have strange crystal growths on their hides. This is far from home— perhaps a dream? You pinch your skin and slap your cheeks, yet nothing seems to do the trick. Searching for answers yields nothing but an endless expanse of purple dust as far as the eye can see. You have four options: one, panic; two, soil yourself; three, admire it all then soil yourself; or four, go into survival mode. Eventually, you’ll realize that you’re not alone.

After a day or two of living off the crystal wilderness, a group of people find you worse for wear. They are the gallant Moon Knights from the planet of Prismatica. After the strange phenomenon during the past months when scientists observed the sudden appearance of rainbow crystals in the sky, the government has been feverishly combing through the moon for more Moonblessed to be rescued. You’ll eventually be brought into Iris’s moon government center.

You all may have your usual inquiries — Where are we? Who are you? What's going on? Why did I inhale all those permanent markers in the third grade? — and the Prismals are almost too eager to answer. They tell you about their world and about the first appearance of the Moonblessed as the medical staff give you an examination to make sure you’re not carrying any viruses or biological hazards. If you react violently, you may be restrained and nerfed with a specialized neurotransmitting gun that releases a numbing agent through the top of your spine. Once the examinations are over, you’re informed that you will be provided accommodations on their planet during your stay.

While waiting for transport to be prepared, you may freely roam around the government center. Eventually you’re called back from exploring, escorted to the docks, and led onto a large transport vessel that makes frequent trips back and forth between the moons and the planet. Faces onboard vary from both old and new Moonblessed as well as the local Prismals. The next destination: Prismatica.

▶ Whip It Good
Iris Moon, Government Center (Arrival) and Planet Prismatica, City of Lunatia | top

Welcome to Prismatica’s hub, Lunatia, the city of your dreams! A bustling metropolis lush with bright lights, vibrant colors, luxuriant plant life, and all the conveniences of technology absent from your own world… It seems like paradise to all the uninitiated. After a quick tour of the city, new arrivals can find themselves getting cozy in their new homes.

 A  Settle in your new home at Level 2 to find new roommates and say hello to your neighbors! City officials will give you directions to the designated districts across Level 2 and instruct you to pick out a unit. Each apartment complex has a different aesthetic, some may look cozy, some stylish, and some bizarre. The free accommodations have a basic living space that can only fit two or three people at most in one unit.

Starter Chromaspace furnishings are provided which can be controlled with the touch of a built-in panel. Examples are color-changing curtains, transforming sofa beds, cabinets turning into tables, etc. Customizing your apartment or moving out will have to wait until you earn more chroma. Until then, why don’t you check out your new neighborhood or explore the city levels? Maybe your new roommates or neighbors can give you a “hand” with allowance for dinner.

 B  At the Crystarium Moonports is a new family restaurant called Grapplebears, here to serve your favorite dishes from all around the galaxy at affordable prices! The menu ranges from the atomically hot and spicy Chamakshalan curry rice, delectable dragonsaur steak served with mashed space-tatoes, to the sweet and creamy Lunatian milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard, all prepared by their handsome and huggable bear crew.

As you might have noticed, the restaurant staff is a ragtag group with members from planets unknown to both Prismals and Moonblessed. The waiters and waitresses in particular are tall, muscular, leather-clad bears who take your order by whipping you with a special riding crop that compels you to bark out your order — but only if you ask to be, of course! They might induce you to reveal other unrelated interests so make sure you’re not thinking about anything embarrassing!

If you chat up the staff or customers, you learn more about the restaurant’s origins. The bears say their planets* were also wiped by the Calamity hundreds of years ago, and life for them has been difficult for them since then…

*Further information about these planets is unavailable at this time.

▶ Night of the Living Dummy
City of Lunatia | top

The last vestiges of Geistnacht have officially passed and the first chilly autumn breeze ushers in the new season. The city is awash in giant piles of browning leaves that decorate every walkway.

 A  To deal with the mass collection of fallen leaves, many buildings across the city have been retrofitted with a new disposal system to help clean up. A sprawling network of automated vacuum tubes around the city will efficiently suck all those pesky leaves right up. While children love playing inside and using them to “teleport” around Lunatia, they have also been known to spontaneously suck up anyone who’s not too careful. You may find yourself falling on some hapless bystander on their afternoon walk, or crammed in a tube with your new neighbors. Lunar Scientia officials warn everyone to be careful of where you walk, else you might need to crawl your way to sweet freedom.

 B  A pop-up shop in Level 1 is attracting much of the locals' attention, run by a peddler who speaks in a low, elongated hiss and wears a hood over his face. He assures you that his face is of no consequence. What is more important is his selection of wares! In contrast to his cloaked, enigmatic appearance, his travel cart is a Barbie pink explosion of frills, hearts, glitter. He will tell all visitors he comes from the Valley of the Crimson Serpents, which Prismals and older Moonblessed arrivals find odd. Wasn’t the Sanguis moon uninhabitable?

Among the peddler’s wares are adorable, wide-eyed and heavily perfumed dolls in all sorts of clothes a child dreaming of rainbows and tea parties could ever ask for. Hug and squeeze a doll, and you will be greeted by a pre-recorded voice telling you how they’re your bestest friend ever. It’s like they were made for lovin’ you! But if you look away for one moment, you can almost swear you hear a snake’s hiss, its long tongue licking the shell of your ear… The next time you see the doll, its body will be in a slightly different position or location. Is it… following you? Fortunately, a minimal amount of moonlacing will make it leave you alone. You can wait it out too, but why would you?

Destroy a doll and it will later reappear wherever you are when you least expect it, good as new, but leaking from their porcelain heads is a strange pink, glitter-covered liquid. The peddler calls it the “love juice” giving the doll an extra dose of affection for you.

▶ Bird is the Word
Level 2, Greatmoon Groves | top

As autumn paints Lunatia with its golden hues, pumpkin decorations and desserts are now in vogue. This is thanks to Chroma-infused pumpkin seeds, which allow them to rapidly grow in all sorts of sizes, shapes, and colors. The Moonblessed are invited to visit one of the largest pumpkin patches in the city housed within the Greatmoon Groves, where they can enjoy the sight of oversized, colorful neon and sparkling semi-phallic pumpkins, expertly carved to greet you with their buck-toothed smiles.

 A  The pumpkin patch is full of toddler-sized creatures called hugbugs. When they are not tending to the pumpkins, they follow the Moonblessed around, requesting hugs and treats in exchange for their obedience.

Reward them and they will do simple errands for you and give you compliments. They will also be your personal hype men, talking up your strengths, talents, and physical assets to all those special someones you’re trying to impress. Once you earn their trust, they will be your friends for life!

Ignore them, hurt them, or bully them, and they will cry and place a curse upon you, reducing your self-esteem to nothing and magically forcing you to cry along with them. The effects of the curse may last for up to a week if you’re not careful! But how could you do such a thing? The hugbugs are sensitive and want somebody to love.

 B  If you manage to survive your encounter with the hugbugs, you are welcome to join in on the Prismal knitting group and enjoy creating your own fanciful scarf made of Galadrian thread, which is known for its bright, golden sheen and aromatic properties. Give it to a friend or wear it yourself, and you will notice a strange ability to attract animals and insects of all kinds. Live out your Disney Princess fantasy! Or a Hitchcockian nightmare. It’s all a matter of perspective as a whole flock of honking birds comes bounding towards you.

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Comments

[hagrides]

Strange, but intriguing. I am quite fond of a few humans I have met here, in fact.

[darkseal]

Are there any others from your world here?

[hagrides]

Four. Three siblings, and my dear child as well.

[Never mind that they summoned Grimmchild with chalk instead of them arriving the normal way, it's basically the same.]

[darkseal]

[That sounds about right.]

It's good that you're all together.

[Though he can imagine this place being a little... weird to want your child in, hmm.]

Have they been here for as long as you have?

[hagrides]

[what do you mean, grimmchild is getting so many cuddles they're fine]

The Knight was here before I. The Hollow Knight, one month after I arrived. Hornet, about one month now, and my child has only been here for one week.

[darkseal]

I see. It's good that you've been able to reunite, then.

[Being here alone sure does sound like it'd suck...]

[hagrides]

It has. Considering that two were deceased in our own world at the time of their arrival [kind of, it's complicated], I am grateful for their second chance.

[darkseal]

[Oh, that's—]

This world is capable of bringing in those who have died?

[hagrides]

It can and frequently does.

[Even people who are Actually Really Dead instead of Something About Void.]

[darkseal]

[awkward.......]

I see. I imagine it would be wonderful to see someone you thought had died.

[Or terrible, depending on the person!!]

[hagrides]

It would certainly be emotional. Not neccesarily a positive emotion.

[He's got some people who he would punch in the face if they were alive again.]

[darkseal]

Understandable. But I take it all of the people you know here are ones you like?

[hagrides]

Indeed. I am quite fortunate for that. Hornet was a stranger, but we have mutual friends.

[darkseal]

Tell me about them. What are they like?

[hagrides]

Well, if you insist upon hearing about my dear child, I do have a few things to say about their many virtues. Where shall I begin...

[run now]

[darkseal]

[...you know, he's starting to get the feeling that this was a Mistake.]

I would ask what your favorite thing about them is, but I imagine as their parent, there isn't anything about them you don't love.

[THIS SURE IS AWKWARD GIVEN WHAT HAPPENED RECENTLY look it's fine, please go on so he can not think about that.]

[hagrides]

[sometimes you murder your dad and then have to deal with a giant bug Maes Hughes-ing at you]

You are correct. If I were to select a few traits in particular - they have a boundless curiosity towards the world around them, and a drive to learn. They are a delight to teach, and I look forward to the day when they surpass me.

[darkseal]

[it's totally fine???]

How old are they? They certainly sound very bright.

[hagrides]

Eight years old. Their growth may be slightly different from human standards, however.

[the human life cycle is weird]

[darkseal]

I can imagine it would be. Have they been enjoying their time here so far?

[hagrides]

They have indeed. Perhaps I will introduce them to you sometime, should we meet on another occasion.

[They're with the other parent right now, but next thread...]

[darkseal]

I look forward to it, then.

[Well, as much as he can look forward to anything given the situation and the fact that he is not by Lady Edelgard's side, but you know what, surely this is fine.]

[hagrides]

In the meanwhile, would you tell me about your world, in turn?

[Fair is fair, and Fodlan is just as interesting as Hallownest, surely.]

[darkseal]

[He considers that for a moment. It is only fair, he supposes, but there's much he'd greatly prefer to keep to himself...]

The world I come from seems to be much different than your own. The only beings who possess this level of intelligence are humans. [...not... exactly...] We don't have anything quite like you.

Our world's technology is nowhere near what I have seen here. We do have magic, but even that can't quite compare to this.

[Gesturing to the device and the now-black walls.]

I attend the Officers Academy, a school that trains students to fight. This is primarily education for nobles who will have territory to manage and bandits to rout, but there are commoners who attend to better hone their skills as well.

[...Is that good enough... look, he's bad at this and doesn't really want to talk about it!!]

[hagrides]

[Grimm listens, fascinated. Even these sparse details are enough to paint a picture, and he has always derived pleasure from visiting and hearing of new lands.]

Fascinating. I should like to see it myself, were I able - ah, but I suppose my appearance might cause something of a stir.

[you think]