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You awaken amidst the darkness with only a faint light to greet you. Your body is hemmed in by shards of crystals, gently sparkling and possibly pricking your skin. The surrounding landscape is dyed in the pinks and purples of the dusk filled with crystals protruding from the ground, some as large as a skyscraper. Even the few shy moon creatures you find in the wild have strange crystal growths on their hides. This is far from home— perhaps a dream? You pinch your skin and slap your cheeks, yet nothing seems to do the trick. Searching for answers yields nothing but an endless expanse of purple dust as far as the eye can see. You have four options: one, panic; two, soil yourself; three, admire it all then soil yourself; or four, go into survival mode. Eventually, you’ll realize that you’re not alone.

After a day or two of living off the crystal wilderness, a group of people find you worse for wear. They are the gallant Moon Knights from the planet of Prismatica. After the strange phenomenon during the past months when scientists observed the sudden appearance of rainbow crystals in the sky, the government has been feverishly combing through the moon for more Moonblessed to be rescued. You’ll eventually be brought into Iris’s moon government center.

You all may have your usual inquiries — Where are we? Who are you? What's going on? Why did I inhale all those permanent markers in the third grade? — and the Prismals are almost too eager to answer. They tell you about their world and about the first appearance of the Moonblessed as the medical staff give you an examination to make sure you’re not carrying any viruses or biological hazards. If you react violently, you may be restrained and nerfed with a specialized neurotransmitting gun that releases a numbing agent through the top of your spine. Once the examinations are over, you’re informed that you will be provided accommodations on their planet during your stay.

While waiting for transport to be prepared, you may freely roam around the government center. Eventually you’re called back from exploring, escorted to the docks, and led onto a large transport vessel that makes frequent trips back and forth between the moons and the planet. Faces onboard vary from both old and new Moonblessed as well as the local Prismals. The next destination: Prismatica.

▶ Whip It Good
Iris Moon, Government Center (Arrival) and Planet Prismatica, City of Lunatia | top

Welcome to Prismatica’s hub, Lunatia, the city of your dreams! A bustling metropolis lush with bright lights, vibrant colors, luxuriant plant life, and all the conveniences of technology absent from your own world… It seems like paradise to all the uninitiated. After a quick tour of the city, new arrivals can find themselves getting cozy in their new homes.

 A  Settle in your new home at Level 2 to find new roommates and say hello to your neighbors! City officials will give you directions to the designated districts across Level 2 and instruct you to pick out a unit. Each apartment complex has a different aesthetic, some may look cozy, some stylish, and some bizarre. The free accommodations have a basic living space that can only fit two or three people at most in one unit.

Starter Chromaspace furnishings are provided which can be controlled with the touch of a built-in panel. Examples are color-changing curtains, transforming sofa beds, cabinets turning into tables, etc. Customizing your apartment or moving out will have to wait until you earn more chroma. Until then, why don’t you check out your new neighborhood or explore the city levels? Maybe your new roommates or neighbors can give you a “hand” with allowance for dinner.

 B  At the Crystarium Moonports is a new family restaurant called Grapplebears, here to serve your favorite dishes from all around the galaxy at affordable prices! The menu ranges from the atomically hot and spicy Chamakshalan curry rice, delectable dragonsaur steak served with mashed space-tatoes, to the sweet and creamy Lunatian milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard, all prepared by their handsome and huggable bear crew.

As you might have noticed, the restaurant staff is a ragtag group with members from planets unknown to both Prismals and Moonblessed. The waiters and waitresses in particular are tall, muscular, leather-clad bears who take your order by whipping you with a special riding crop that compels you to bark out your order — but only if you ask to be, of course! They might induce you to reveal other unrelated interests so make sure you’re not thinking about anything embarrassing!

If you chat up the staff or customers, you learn more about the restaurant’s origins. The bears say their planets* were also wiped by the Calamity hundreds of years ago, and life for them has been difficult for them since then…

*Further information about these planets is unavailable at this time.

▶ Night of the Living Dummy
City of Lunatia | top

The last vestiges of Geistnacht have officially passed and the first chilly autumn breeze ushers in the new season. The city is awash in giant piles of browning leaves that decorate every walkway.

 A  To deal with the mass collection of fallen leaves, many buildings across the city have been retrofitted with a new disposal system to help clean up. A sprawling network of automated vacuum tubes around the city will efficiently suck all those pesky leaves right up. While children love playing inside and using them to “teleport” around Lunatia, they have also been known to spontaneously suck up anyone who’s not too careful. You may find yourself falling on some hapless bystander on their afternoon walk, or crammed in a tube with your new neighbors. Lunar Scientia officials warn everyone to be careful of where you walk, else you might need to crawl your way to sweet freedom.

 B  A pop-up shop in Level 1 is attracting much of the locals' attention, run by a peddler who speaks in a low, elongated hiss and wears a hood over his face. He assures you that his face is of no consequence. What is more important is his selection of wares! In contrast to his cloaked, enigmatic appearance, his travel cart is a Barbie pink explosion of frills, hearts, glitter. He will tell all visitors he comes from the Valley of the Crimson Serpents, which Prismals and older Moonblessed arrivals find odd. Wasn’t the Sanguis moon uninhabitable?

Among the peddler’s wares are adorable, wide-eyed and heavily perfumed dolls in all sorts of clothes a child dreaming of rainbows and tea parties could ever ask for. Hug and squeeze a doll, and you will be greeted by a pre-recorded voice telling you how they’re your bestest friend ever. It’s like they were made for lovin’ you! But if you look away for one moment, you can almost swear you hear a snake’s hiss, its long tongue licking the shell of your ear… The next time you see the doll, its body will be in a slightly different position or location. Is it… following you? Fortunately, a minimal amount of moonlacing will make it leave you alone. You can wait it out too, but why would you?

Destroy a doll and it will later reappear wherever you are when you least expect it, good as new, but leaking from their porcelain heads is a strange pink, glitter-covered liquid. The peddler calls it the “love juice” giving the doll an extra dose of affection for you.

▶ Bird is the Word
Level 2, Greatmoon Groves | top

As autumn paints Lunatia with its golden hues, pumpkin decorations and desserts are now in vogue. This is thanks to Chroma-infused pumpkin seeds, which allow them to rapidly grow in all sorts of sizes, shapes, and colors. The Moonblessed are invited to visit one of the largest pumpkin patches in the city housed within the Greatmoon Groves, where they can enjoy the sight of oversized, colorful neon and sparkling semi-phallic pumpkins, expertly carved to greet you with their buck-toothed smiles.

 A  The pumpkin patch is full of toddler-sized creatures called hugbugs. When they are not tending to the pumpkins, they follow the Moonblessed around, requesting hugs and treats in exchange for their obedience.

Reward them and they will do simple errands for you and give you compliments. They will also be your personal hype men, talking up your strengths, talents, and physical assets to all those special someones you’re trying to impress. Once you earn their trust, they will be your friends for life!

Ignore them, hurt them, or bully them, and they will cry and place a curse upon you, reducing your self-esteem to nothing and magically forcing you to cry along with them. The effects of the curse may last for up to a week if you’re not careful! But how could you do such a thing? The hugbugs are sensitive and want somebody to love.

 B  If you manage to survive your encounter with the hugbugs, you are welcome to join in on the Prismal knitting group and enjoy creating your own fanciful scarf made of Galadrian thread, which is known for its bright, golden sheen and aromatic properties. Give it to a friend or wear it yourself, and you will notice a strange ability to attract animals and insects of all kinds. Live out your Disney Princess fantasy! Or a Hitchcockian nightmare. It’s all a matter of perspective as a whole flock of honking birds comes bounding towards you.

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Comments

[jumpfesta]

<sub>[ As if Naruto & JoJo's wasn't enough, Gintoki is now faced with an ultimate meta task. A real ground breaking one. If he were brutally honest, One Piece & Bleach were his favorites-- he had always fantasized about being in Bleach specifically. To be a teenager again-- his wooden bokken that he bought from an infomercial, actually a zanpakutou, tending to all shinigami duties. In fact, it's his favorite so much, Gintoki couldn't remember how many times Bleach was referenced in his series, let alone a whole story based off of it.

So of course, he's a little stunned when Keigo acknowledges him. ]</sub>

Shop? What shop? You mean FamilyMart, don't you? What do you mean "fancy thing?"

_{[ Don't fanboy too hard-- act normal. Gintoki is beginning to sweat, though. It's difficult to not slip up at a time like this like he did in all of his other threads. ]}

[loudmouths]

[ gintoki should be proud of himself; he managed to keep whatever burgeoning fanboying under wraps enough that keigo didn't seem too suspicious. not that he'd know how to take it if it was spelled out to him...

regardless, keigo's expression softened slightly, though his brow remained a bit furrowed as he listened to gintoki speed through questions like he had somewhere to be. okay, so maybe he was acting a little suspicious to keigo... ]

That guy Lumi. He sells a buncha stuff. You gotta have enough chroma to cover it, though.

[ wait. ]

...they explained all of that to you already, didn't they? It's kinda important.

[jumpfesta]

_{[ It's true. Gintoki did pay attention. Somewhat. The whole part about the Warewolf shop must have been something he forgot, but he did get the bit about Chroma. ]}

Aaa, yes. We're supposed to do R18 things and get money. _{Seriously, do we have the right time slot for this..?}

N-Nevermind. I know exactly what I'm doing!

_{[ He doesn't. ]}

I'm just mostly wondering why you're here.

_{[ Why is he here!! Not like Gintoki is complaining.. he's just baffled. Maybe this is the place they go to when their series is finished. JUMP Paradise. Something like that. If that's the case, Keigo has been here awhile. ]}

[loudmouths]

[ "R18..." well, that was an interesting way to put it. not inaccurate, though, so keigo just let that slide right by. he's heard much stranger turns of phrase over the x amount of time he's been away from home.

what drew much more of his attention was when this guy he'd never seen before was acting like it was a surprise to see him. that was... weird. maybe this guy didn't quite get the concept? it wasn't the first time keigo had to explain some stuff to a stranger. ]

Ehh? What'dya mean? I'm here 'cause they took me, that's why. [ as if he had a choice??? ] Not like I wanna be here forever or anything...

[jumpfesta]

Mmm..

<sub>[ Gintoki makes a low, disgruntled noise. None of this makes sense, but he's willing to accept it. After all, it's partially a dream come true. Partially. If only Shinpachi and Kagura were here! They would get a kick out of this. Or rather, Gintoki would get a kick out of them interacting with characters like this. You know, recording it on his cellphone. True dad mode.

"And here's a picture of them with P*ccolo! Don't blow up any of the three moons, P*ccolo!" ]</sub>

Is that what you think, huh? Someone brought us here?

_{[ Maybe Keigo is referring to just here on Lunatia, but Gintoki means this alternate world altogether. ]}

You don't think it's the afterlife or something weird like that?

[loudmouths]

[ if only keigo could hear the things going on in this man's head...

thankfully, he hadn't leveled up to the point of mindreading, so gintoki was in the clear. at least partially; keigo was still getting some very... odd vibes from the way this guy was talking.

he blinked a few times then offered up a soft laugh, mostly illustrating how absurd he found the scenario to be. clearly there were no shinigami walking around like normal (well... except for renji...), so it couldn't be the afterlife! but keigo knew he'd sound crazy saying that aloud, so... ]

N-no, I don't think this is anything like the afterlife... I think it's just ... [ actually, which was weirder? this being the afterlife or thousands of universes converging together in one spot? hmmm. ] ...I think it's just, y'know... some kinda magical bullcrap. I've been in a situation like this before, so maybe I'm just used to it?

[jumpfesta]

Like JUMPFesta, only it's real.

_{[ He thinks for a moment then clicks his tongue. ]}

I guess it really can't be helped.

_{[ He's been through... so much, so he doesn't sound too surprised. It's neat seeing people like Keigo here, but honestly, he's wondering how long he's gonna have to wait until he finds anyone from his world. Despite these concerns, Gintoki speaks quite the opposite about them: ]}

Finally, peace and quiet from the idiots back home.

_{[ Clearly, that's a sign he's worried about them. All of them.
Even the rotten police. Maybe. ]}