FOR 🎄🎅🎄DECEMBER🎄🎅🎄 2019 (yes it's still christmas)
Hello, everyone! It's that time of the month again! Not the bleed-y kind but the fun kind! Please insert form A below into tab B also below and await for CR to be dispensed.
▶ PIP Contact:honchkrow, feel free to add or hit me up anytime if you want to plot something!! Timezone & Availability: MST (Arizona) but I'm a Ghoul so time isn't real. Slow lately because it's finals season but I'd like to start some new stuff after that's over!!
Character Name: Simon Jarrett Canon: SOMA Info:HERE Moonblessing: Iris, with deer ears (real) and antlers (big and horrible and made of the hardened nanogoop his canon's resident rogue AI uses to make....... stuff). Desired CR: ▶ nosy/invasive characters who would get up in his shit with questions about his insane background ▶ fellow monsters and deads?? ▶ people who have a lot of opinions about robots, good or bad ▶ people who have no opinions about robots and don't care that simon is a freaky monster ▶ characters who would be able to tell that there is almost a whole-ass human corpse in the robosuit and simon is basically just a hard drive piloting it because this is his least favorite thing ever and he doesn't want himself to know about it, much less anyone else ▶ other characters with sad backstories and problems for him to get invested in... he likes getting emotionally invested in other people's stuff!! ▶ other characters from 21st century Earth places are good too, let him reminisce sadly but also feel a weird kinship with you ▶ anyone. if you need a friend he will be your friend. pls. ▶ idk he needs to stay busy because he's a sad cryptid with an itchy soul so if you like dragging people around to do insane things, i gotchu Future Plans: he's gonna get his human body back (and then switch intermittently, when I feel like it, so there will always be enough robo to go around). I'd like to round up some more CR before then who can get used to creepy stare robot zombie because it's more fulfilling that way.
then maybe he'll even amass enough chroma to buy furniture.... gotta have goals..... Smut Preferences: currently "lol" Other:
i mean a couch or something would make it more habitable for visitors but honestly he has literally no food in his house or anything so don't hang out at simon's place basically
unless people want to BYOB and have a really awkward "hey theres no toilet paper in here idiot" conversation i guess
DID SOMEONE SAY ROBOTS? Because Rey's got LOTS OF OPINIONS about robots! NONE OF THEM GOOD despite being kinda cyborg-ish herself -- yaaaay for internal loathing and hypocrisy.
Anyhow SOMA is great and I'd love some CR with Simon. Rey at her current canon point has some very Choice Opinions about AI and such, but it's not impossible for her to Get Over It, so. Small miracles.
YES GOOD SHIT, robot-hating CR waters my crops. Maybe one day they can talk about their self-hatred and bad experiences with artificial intelligence. What are Rey's usual haunts, Simon could likely run into her on one of his daily itchy brain excursions......
Yeah, Rey comes from a canon where AI have kinda messed up a lot of things or so she thinks, thus she's generally (unsure) around them. Like, she took apart a lot of synthetics both to study their mechanical guttyworks and dismembered quite a few even when she didn't have to. But seeing that she had managed to eventually befriend robots in previous games, she can totally learn to deal.
Right now Rey is mostly just a trashy hobo breaking into people's home to eat their food while they're not around. Between that and her mostly spending her first month canvasing the city so she can level up her Street Smarts Skills, I can make an excuse for her to end up being literally anywhere.
excellent.... do you have a post up or want a closed starter or do you wanna wait on it? god knows December's not the best time to start things for some of us ahaha.
but when they do meet we can do three moons so she can get the extra spooky WAU antlers version
No post yet! I wanted to start out tagging around and seeing if there would be any interest before putting up a log, which I think I might do now. Rey meeting a spoop antlered Simon would be my bread and butter though, like whoa.
December isn't usually too crazy for me, fortunately. The only bad timing is that I found out last week that I'm gonna need a root canal, so while I'm waiting on that I've just been popping pills for the pain BUT OTHERWISE I AM FINE THIS IS FINE EVERYTHING IS F I N E, hahahaha. Playing around with holiday and winter stuff is my one true RP weakness so I wouldn't let this toothache ruin me.
Edit: Threw up a log over here! Let me know if you'd prefer anything else instead of those. <3
pip | simon jarrett (SOMA)
Contact:
Timezone & Availability: MST (Arizona) but I'm a Ghoul so time isn't real. Slow lately because it's finals season but I'd like to start some new stuff after that's over!!
Character Name: Simon Jarrett
Canon: SOMA
Info: HERE
Moonblessing: Iris, with deer ears (real) and antlers (big and horrible and made of the hardened nanogoop his canon's resident rogue AI uses to make....... stuff).
Desired CR:
▶ nosy/invasive characters who would get up in his shit with questions about his insane background
▶ fellow monsters and deads??
▶ people who have a lot of opinions about robots, good or bad
▶ people who have no opinions about robots and don't care that simon is a freaky monster
▶ characters who would be able to tell that there is almost a whole-ass human corpse in the robosuit and simon is basically just a hard drive piloting it because this is his least favorite thing ever and he doesn't want himself to know about it, much less anyone else
▶ other characters with sad backstories and problems for him to get invested in... he likes getting emotionally invested in other people's stuff!!
▶ other characters from 21st century Earth places are good too, let him reminisce sadly but also feel a weird kinship with you
▶ anyone. if you need a friend he will be your friend. pls.
▶ idk he needs to stay busy because he's a sad cryptid with an itchy soul so if you like dragging people around to do insane things, i gotchu
Future Plans: he's gonna get his human body back (and then switch intermittently, when I feel like it, so there will always be enough robo to go around). I'd like to round up some more CR before then who can get used to creepy stare robot zombie because it's more fulfilling that way.
then maybe he'll even amass enough chroma to buy furniture.... gotta have goals.....
Smut Preferences: currently "lol"
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RUB HIS EARS HE REALLY LIKES IT IT'S THE ONLY THING HE CAN FEEL
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when ur being tag-teamed by body dysmorphia and no-nut allvember, u have to find ways to cope.....
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unless people want to BYOB and have a really awkward "hey theres no toilet paper in here idiot" conversation i guess
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But also get some TP for ur guests gottam
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Anyhow SOMA is great and I'd love some CR with Simon. Rey at her current canon point has some very Choice Opinions about AI and such, but it's not impossible for her to Get Over It, so. Small miracles.
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Right now Rey is mostly just a trashy hobo breaking into people's home to eat their food while they're not around. Between that and her mostly spending her first month canvasing the city so she can level up her Street Smarts Skills, I can make an excuse for her to end up being literally anywhere.
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but when they do meet we can do three moons so she can get the extra spooky WAU antlers version
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December isn't usually too crazy for me, fortunately. The only bad timing is that I found out last week that I'm gonna need a root canal, so while I'm waiting on that I've just been popping pills for the pain BUT OTHERWISE I AM FINE THIS IS FINE EVERYTHING IS F I N E, hahahaha. Playing around with holiday and winter stuff is my one true RP weakness so I wouldn't let this toothache ruin me.
Edit: Threw up a log over here! Let me know if you'd prefer anything else instead of those. <3