Oh! Okay good to know I have a pass to punch you when you are a jerk, [Souji teases because, of course, he does. Even if that were to happen again, Souji would probably just smack him on the back or nudge his ribs. Hard.]

Hmmm... well, I'm glad you can put a difference between it. [He suspects there are good levels of difference because real couples here would have a lot of problems if any party is jealous. Back home even handholding is a big deal.]

Kanji and Naoto are a couple? [Sighhh-] Took them long enough. I didn't know whether I was starting to be annoyed or sad from watching them dance around each other like that. Cute, but a bit testy.

You are underestimating me, my dearest friend. You have no idea what I can eat.

[........that sounds like a threat.]