•||• Smash or Pass?

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smash or pass 💋

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<font face=century gothic><b><big>If you snuck in my room I would:</big></b> <ul>[] Go back to sleep [] Let you have the bed [] Share the bed [] Kick you out [] Cuddle with you [] Be like wtf? [] Let you sleepover [] Beat your ass</ul> <b><big>If you kissed me I would:</b></big> <ul>[] Kiss you back [] Smile & laugh [] Be shocked [] Slap you</ul> <b><big>You are:</big></b> <ul>[] Cute [] Adorable [] Pretty [] Beautiful [] Okay [] Sexy [] Hotass Motherfucker [] Ew</ul> <b><big>I Would:</big></b> <ul>[] Smash [] Pass</ul>

original code: tessisamess

Comments

[menaces]

[ we'll talk about your guilty conscience and immediately throwing him under the bus later, a-qing ]

What do you think of Xiao-daozhang? He's perfect, isn't he?

[firstkissofsteel]

[She looks baffled as to why this is even being called into question]

Of course he is! Who’s saying otherwise? I’ll hit them with my stick!

[menaces]

[ unfortunately....... ]

...it's Xiao-daozhang.

[firstkissofsteel]

[Grimly:]

The beatings will continue until self-esteem improves.

[menaces]

[ while he agrees with the sentiment... ]

No one is hitting Xiao Xingchen.

[ don't make him pick you up by the scruff ]

But it's true we have to do something.......

Ah well, I guess I'll have to let you hit me until he understands not loving himself has consequences.

oof my heart

[mingyues]

I much prefer to love everyone else. Loving myself is not necessary.

[menaces]

A-Qing, hit me.

[firstkissofsteel]

[THWAK!! Goes her stick along Xue Yang’s calves.

Despite her mild protests before, she doesn’t hold back...]

[mingyues]

Xue Yang.



You're serious.

[menaces]

[ ....a-qing are you sure you're not secretly cultivating because that hurt WAY MORE than he thought it was going to

like

he knew you weren't going to pull your punches

he KNEW

but

motherfucker

still, he asked for it so he just slings an arm around a-qing's shoulders ]

Come on, Xiao Xingchen. When are we not serious about you?

I'll always be serious about you.

[mingyues]

Then you both know I am incredibly serious when I say you better behave or no more candy for ... a few days.

[menaces]

So you'd rather take candy from us than love yourself?

[mingyues]

No, I would rather you stop asking A-Qing to hit you over something unimportant.

[menaces]

You're the only important thing there is.

[mingyues]

Xue Yang, all lives and all people are of equal importance. There is no more or less value in any single person.

Some would stand on ceremony and status and reach for the Heavens but that is trivial. What matters is your actions in this life, to never harm the innocent and to protect them.

[menaces]

[ GOD HE JUST WANTS YOU TO LOVE YOURSELF HE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR A LECTURE

he rubs his forehead ]

...hey, okay, just making sure I follow.

Everyone is equal?

[mingyues]

[ he ruins everything, i'm so sorry. ]

Correct.


But- [ he considers, then figures there is no harm ] - though I consider everyone equal, I am ... very fond of you.

[firstkissofsteel]

I feel like somehow you’re getting something out of this that I don’t want to be part of... [Keep her out of your masochistic kinky sex games!!]

Why would he think he’s not great? He’s the best thing to ever happen to us.

[menaces]

What am I getting out of it?? I'm letting you hit me with your dumb stick!

[ look, a-qing, he's a glutton for punishment but not THAT kind of glutton ]

...you really want the answer?

[firstkissofsteel]

It’s not dumb! I need it to get around! [She’s BLIND.

“Blind.”

Anyway.]

When you put it like that I’m not sure anymore. [Pause.] Tell me!

[menaces]

He's stupid, A-Qing. He's the dumbest man I've ever met. I've met a lot of men.

[firstkissofsteel]

...That’s fair. I guess.

[He is, unfortunately, quite dumb. She can’t even really deny it.]

Who’s the stupidest girl you’ve met?

[menaces]

[ can you visibly see his immediate migraine? ]

God, there's this girl here just as stupid as he is. Maybe more. I've made Xiao Xingchen mad before, not even sure if that's possible with the little lady. Every time I talk to her she adds two years to my life and takes ten. I don't know why we're friends. I'll introduce you sometime.

[firstkissofsteel]

I think I’d end up hitting her too much, I don’t know if I’d stand it.

[She shakes her head.]

One daozhang is bad enough. He’s the best, but he’s even worse than he was when— [Don’t say “when he was blind” don’t say “when he was blind”] I knew him.

[mingyues]

[ he's laughing, softly HE DOES NO WANT TO ENCOURAGE THIS...AND YET. ]