[Why is he smiling? He's making fun of her, isn't he? She pouts as she glares and points at him from across the table.]

Don't be stupid. I made them with the least amount of time and effort. That's what makes them the antithesis of Valentine's chocolates.

[But there are at least four dozens of them. She digs into her bag and shows him two pieces.]

Look. This one is slightly bigger than this one, and the other one is uglier than this one!