You owe me, kid. No, don't touch anything - keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

[ says the man currently duct taping air vents shut. it's a very practical solution to a very impractical problem, but if harry the smaller is going to be asking for aid from harry the (obviously) taller, then he's going to get what he gets. what he gets includes a trash can, a shovel and the instructions to sit on the furniture and keep all of his skinny little limbs away from the heap of feathers that have invaded his personal space. ]

How many of these things did you handle before you realized they were basically, like, angelic LSD?