Jiang Cheng stared at WuXian for that comment about being the octopus's wife. Really? That's your first thought, WuXian? "I doubt it thinks that at all."

"Possibly if I let it out on the floor. He's not big enough to get to it if it's in a tank of water." Come on! Xiaobo is a good pup and the tiniest thing ever! He knew WuXian was scared of dogs... but still.