[ One hour later, and he still hasn't shut up...

Oh, no, but he's getting to the good part, he assures her. His hands mime something over his head as he closes his eyes, gushing like a schoolboy. If she wants to escape, now would be a good time. ]

And her headdress was covered in glimmering gold with rubies and other assorted hand-picked jewels, enough to make even Hathor feel envy as Nefertari began her slow and elegant procession....