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prismaticrap2020-02-12 05:46 pm
badluckblues) wrote in prismaticrap2020-02-12 05:46 pm
A: almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but I got home safe
B: i am at the drive thru window five minutes out if the bathtub is empty or your dressed when i arrive i am not sharing
C: go shave and then go swive the man
D: I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
E: (OOC: Send him yours!)
B: i am at the drive thru window five minutes out if the bathtub is empty or your dressed when i arrive i am not sharing
C: go shave and then go swive the man
D: I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
E: (OOC: Send him yours!)
1. I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of fifteen different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins.
2. My roommate asked me if I found my hairpin. It's 4am and I got home an hour ago from last night. If I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
3. He was asleep with his head on the windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen but went back to pet him some more.
4. I think there's something wrong with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and think, "Wow, some of these would make beautiful shirts!"
5. [ text him! misdial him? ]
2. My roommate asked me if I found my hairpin. It's 4am and I got home an hour ago from last night. If I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
3. He was asleep with his head on the windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen but went back to pet him some more.
4. I think there's something wrong with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and think, "Wow, some of these would make beautiful shirts!"
5. [ text him! misdial him? ]
are you sure that's not what your past sins smell like?
( SFWish )
1. I don't know if I want to put real clothes on.
2. We blew shit up too. With a real cannon.
3. I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what in the twelve happened last night.
4. Try me, you 5'5 gremlin. [ said as if she isn't that short either. ]
( NSFW )
4. I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
5. Convinced if I was being murdered in my apartment no one would come and save me. If no one heard my orgasms last night, there is no hope.
1. I don't know if I want to put real clothes on.
2. We blew shit up too. With a real cannon.
3. I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what in the twelve happened last night.
4. Try me, you 5'5 gremlin. [ said as if she isn't that short either. ]
( NSFW )
4. I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
5. Convinced if I was being murdered in my apartment no one would come and save me. If no one heard my orgasms last night, there is no hope.
man, your drunken adventure was so much more adventurous than mine. but hey, our drinks had umbrellas, so there!
i'll use it just so i can make the joke "what's the four four?"
enginehairing
- 2020-02-15 08:09 (UTC) - Expand1. Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
2. So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
3. i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
4. I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
5. I am no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about my love life
6. (( wildcard me! ))
2. So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
3. i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
4. I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
5. I am no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about my love life
6. (( wildcard me! ))
1. Is this a drinking picnic?
2. Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
3. Porn is love you can see.
4. I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
5. ( text him! )
2. Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
3. Porn is love you can see.
4. I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
5. ( text him! )
And I will come back from the dead and make you pay for it. It all works out, that way.
01. Better not shit yourself at the gym.
02. I was only stabbed twice, I'll be fine.
03. I'm already done with the Valentine's Day jokes and pick-up lines.
04. I got a few cases of beer and shotgun shells, we're going to have a great night.
05. (30+ M/F) You know what they say about thick thighs. ;)
06. [ Or, text her! ]
02. I was only stabbed twice, I'll be fine.
03. I'm already done with the Valentine's Day jokes and pick-up lines.
04. I got a few cases of beer and shotgun shells, we're going to have a great night.
05. (30+ M/F) You know what they say about thick thighs. ;)
06. [ Or, text her! ]
I don't think this is how Valentine's Day is meant to go, but I'm down.
1. I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
2. I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
3. I got my nipples pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
4. You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter.
2. I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
3. I got my nipples pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
4. You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter.
Shit, sorry.
Wrong number. I thought you were someone else.
Wrong number. I thought you were someone else.
1. The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
2. Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
3. I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
4. i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
5. Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
6. (text him, yolo etc)
2. Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
3. I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
4. i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
5. Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
6. (text him, yolo etc)
- having a flare up, am outside city, sending you ping to my location
- This one is just stating if at any point I become encased with crystal, I kindly request no one place seals, arrays, graffiti, or signs on me. Let me recover with the dregs of what might be respectability.
- this one is challenging you to compose poetry in tandem is it even relevant how sober or not sober i am at this time
- Bingbing's been taking all my underrobes and stashing them in his bed to sleep on and I can't decide if I'm annoyed or strangely endeared.
- i did not say i was a cum villain i said SCUM villain SCUM
- ( text him )
No, but your typos are much more interesting when you aren't sober.
1. Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
2. I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
3. Instead of being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered.
4. I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
5. [Text her!]
2. I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
3. Instead of being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered.
4. I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
5. [Text her!]
Tropical fruit is a rarity for northerners, so it makes sense why they'd cry over it.
specialist_snowflake
- 2020-02-14 03:24 (UTC) - Expand1. We have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
2. It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
3. There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
4. I woke up to a paper award certificate for best oral. You're welcome?
2. It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
3. There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
4. I woke up to a paper award certificate for best oral. You're welcome?
- Do you think someone who goes full wolf during Sanguis would agree to letting me groom them? The yearning for dog contact is at an all time high...
- You said free food so anyway I'm outside right now when are we going?
- I was only blind for a day, it wasn't a big deal.
- They made a liver-flavoured croissant! Who in their right mind would do something as disgusting as that?!
- There's a dog plush big enough for me to sleep on and I'm five steps away from demanding them to hand it over and slamming down my card-thing to pay for it with chroma. Help!
- ( text him )
Edited 2020-02-13 06:26 (UTC)
1. Do you ever look at your life and go "I'm too sober for this bullshit"?
2. I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing!
3. He wanted to cuddle, fine whatever, but then he said "I'm falling for you" and I've never left anywhere faster.
4. I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
5. YOU'RE LATE!! ...Let's play a game! You pay for all the food and drinks I can finish before you get here. Go!
6. No! It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here!" angry sex.
7. I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
8. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a giant alicorn plushie hanging on a street sign but hey i got home safe.
9. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES!!!
10. idek maybe i'll get my pendant here and tell him to draw me like one of those French girls.
11. [Wildcard / text her, also yes she may have misfired any of the above and she's 18 now. ]
2. I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing!
3. He wanted to cuddle, fine whatever, but then he said "I'm falling for you" and I've never left anywhere faster.
4. I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
5. YOU'RE LATE!! ...Let's play a game! You pay for all the food and drinks I can finish before you get here. Go!
6. No! It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here!" angry sex.
7. I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
8. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a giant alicorn plushie hanging on a street sign but hey i got home safe.
9. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES!!!
10. idek maybe i'll get my pendant here and tell him to draw me like one of those French girls.
11. [Wildcard / text her, also yes she may have misfired any of the above and she's 18 now. ]
Edited 2020-02-13 17:17 (UTC)
1. Who do you think would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet? BIG debate about this right now.
2. I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
3. This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love cats. Flower.
4. Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my safety goggles while having an actual scientific discussion?
5. [ misfire/text her ]
2. I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
3. This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love cats. Flower.
4. Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my safety goggles while having an actual scientific discussion?
5. [ misfire/text her ]
Chainsaw pterodactyl duh, the bear would run out of ammo before long. how is that even a debate?
1. We have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
2. And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
3. My body isn't used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well its used to the fresh air and sun...just not the booze.
4. [text him/misfire]
2. And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
3. My body isn't used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well its used to the fresh air and sun...just not the booze.
4. [text him/misfire]
1. I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours are not exactly socially acceptable.
2. Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I have ever had a wet dream about masturbating.
3. Going to do a few lines then clean my home so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
4. All I want right now is a muffin, some fried chicken, and your penis.
5. [Text him/misfire]
2. Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I have ever had a wet dream about masturbating.
3. Going to do a few lines then clean my home so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
4. All I want right now is a muffin, some fried chicken, and your penis.
5. [Text him/misfire]
1. I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
2. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
3. You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 chroma to leave you alone
4. [send him something!]
2. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
3. You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 chroma to leave you alone
4. [send him something!]
Cu Chulainn (Lancer) | fate/stay night: unlimited blade works | sanguis
battlefrenzy
2020-02-13 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
2. Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
3. Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
4. And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
5. hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the crystal beach
6. I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
7. Text him.
2. Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
3. Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
4. And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
5. hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the crystal beach
6. I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
7. Text him.
Great, because I already decided I'll do that all the time from now on!
1. No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
2. And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
3. If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
4. Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
5. [ or send her something / misfire!! ]
2. And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
3. If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
4. Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
5. [ or send her something / misfire!! ]
1. Almost gave myself a concussion rescuing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
2. Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
3. I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
4. THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
5. Text him/misfire!
2. Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
3. I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
4. THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
5. Text him/misfire!
Is this a rhetorical question?
Edited (FORGOT THE NUMBER LMAO) 2020-02-13 19:23 (UTC)
1. You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
2. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
3. I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
4. I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
5. Text him/misfire!
2. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
3. I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
4. I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
5. Text him/misfire!
1. It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
2. I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come.
3. We blew shit up. With a cannon!
4. We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around. So no, you can't join us.
5. [Choose your own adventure/text her~]
2. I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come.
3. We blew shit up. With a cannon!
4. We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around. So no, you can't join us.
5. [Choose your own adventure/text her~]
1. Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
2. You ever look at your life and go, “I’m too sober for all this bullshit?”
3. I feel like 2 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS.
4. I have a mailbox and I don’t know why.
5. Text him/misfire
2. You ever look at your life and go, “I’m too sober for all this bullshit?”
3. I feel like 2 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS.
4. I have a mailbox and I don’t know why.
5. Text him/misfire
1. I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with.
2. Your shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
3. I'm sitting at home, drunk, while watching Crossroads with Britney Spears. I am not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
4. Of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
2. Your shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
3. I'm sitting at home, drunk, while watching Crossroads with Britney Spears. I am not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
4. Of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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