strip never have i ever!

[torako]

The classic party game! But with a sexy twist!

THE RULES
1: Post a top level in which your character shares something they've never done, starting with the phrase "Never have I ever..."
2: Check out what other people put up. If your character HAS done it, they have to take off a piece of clothing!
3: Generally keep track of how much your character is wearing as you go down the page.
4: If you're out of clothes, you may instead opt to perform a forfeit, determined by the person who got you! There are beds and a variety of toys over there in the corner, if you need them.
4.5: If you offer someone a forfeit and they don't want to do it because it's Not Their Kink, please respect that and either drop the thread or suggest something else.
5: You can cheer people on who are stripping in other threads or flirt with them or just express surprise that someone has/hasn't done the thing. Don't be afraid about jumping in on someone else's thread!
6: Just generally have a good and sexy time!

Comments

[ragingnature]

Frozen dinners? [ She almost sounds distressed. ]

Learning to cook isn't that hard and it'd be so much better than frozen meals.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Is she actually kind of worried about him? Don't get worried about him, it'll give him weird feelings. ]

Mm, I admit they do get a tad repetitive after a while... Well, if it's really as worthwhile as all that, perhaps I'll pick up a cookbook the next time I visit the library.

[ragingnature]

[ She can't help it, she'll worry about complete strangers as much as she will people she knows. ]

Cookbooks are all well and good but sometimes having someone help walk you through the steps can be more beneficial in the long run.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ the feelings... they're weirdening... ]

And I don't suppose you know anyone who'd be willing to provide said help, do you?

[ragingnature]

I could do it. If you've never cooked before we can start with the basics and a couple of easy recipes.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Is that so? Well, if you're offering...

[ As much as it does pain him to accept help from anyone, this young lady at least doesn't seem like the type to lord it over him. And he supposes that, given his continued servant-less existence, he could conceivably stand to learn a recipe or two. The only issue: ]

What are you asking for payment?

[ragingnature]

Um, well... [ She fidgets a little with the hem of her shirt before continuing.

Speaking quickly. ]

I'm kind of limited on what I can do for Chroma production so, erm, if you wouldn't mind a little hand-holding or cuddling. You don't have to, of course, it's not really a big deal to teach you without payment. Though, if you want to make something, in particular, I ask that you provide the ingredients.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Oh, is that all?

[ He's had to do a lot more than some hand-holding to seal deals in the past. He can live with this. And any Chroma he spends on the ingredients he'll probably make back through the moonlacing, so... all in all, this strikes him as the sort of gift horse he needn't look in the mouth. ]

Very well. It appears we have a deal, Miss...?

[ And he holds out a hand to shake on it. ]

[ragingnature]

Persephone.

[ She smiles brightly and shakes his hand in return. ]

Oh, um, what's your name?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Persephone? How very... mythological. You may call me Valmont.

[ Her smile is infectious, and despite himself, he can feel one tugging at the corners of his own lips. ]

I must say, I look forward to our partnership.

[ And oddly enough, he means it. ]

[ragingnature]

[ She's not asking if she's the Goddess of Spring so she's not going to get into that, though he does seem familiar. ]

Oh! I hope you don't mind vegetarian meals.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Hey, as far as he knows, it's just a name - an uncommon name, but still. He doesn't assume every Jason he meets is the leader of the Argonauts, after all. Besides, he's not familiar with any legend in which the Greek gods came in technicolor. ]

Mm; not my preference, but I suppose it'll be all the more incentive to curate my own recipe collection. Eventually.

[ Very, very small steps. ]

[ragingnature]

[ She offers an apologetic smile. ]

I'm sorry it's all I can offer. I know how to prepare meat dishes in theory but I've never actually done so and I wouldn't know if I've done it correctly if I were to taste them.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

There's hardly any need to apologize. I don't judge based on dietary choices.

[ He judges based on quite enough already, no point in making that list longer. ]

Consider me an honorary vegetarian for the duration of your tutelage.

[ragingnature]

[ That gets a smile from her. ]

I'm glad it's not that big of a deal.