strip never have i ever!

[torako]

The classic party game! But with a sexy twist!

THE RULES
1: Post a top level in which your character shares something they've never done, starting with the phrase "Never have I ever..."
2: Check out what other people put up. If your character HAS done it, they have to take off a piece of clothing!
3: Generally keep track of how much your character is wearing as you go down the page.
4: If you're out of clothes, you may instead opt to perform a forfeit, determined by the person who got you! There are beds and a variety of toys over there in the corner, if you need them.
4.5: If you offer someone a forfeit and they don't want to do it because it's Not Their Kink, please respect that and either drop the thread or suggest something else.
5: You can cheer people on who are stripping in other threads or flirt with them or just express surprise that someone has/hasn't done the thing. Don't be afraid about jumping in on someone else's thread!
6: Just generally have a good and sexy time!

Comments

[dreamnailedit]

No. I did not encounter humans until I came to Lunatia.

[soupervillain]

So do you guys have pets and stuff? Are the pets smaller bugs? Or, like, amoebas?

[dreamnailedit]

No pets, but some bugs would join forces for protection.

[soupervillain]

I guess that's pretty cool too. Man, now I kind of want a pet amoeba, though. A guard amoeba! With a little spiked collar! Anyway, good and evil are complicated subjects, little guy. Even I couldn't tell you everything about them. But if you ever have more questions, you can always ask your local Banzai Captain!

That's... that's me, by the way. I'm the Banzai Captain.

[dreamnailedit]

How did you become that?

[soupervillain]

Got promoted from a Blaster, of course. Not to brag, but I'm now a member of the sixth-highest rank in the organization.

[ There are seven ranks in the organization. ]

Say, you ever consider the evil minion life? I bet you'd look real cute in a little yellow uniform!

[dreamnailedit]

I see. I was awarded the title of knight after gaining the approval of a higher-ranked knight. It sounds similar.

No, I am happy being a knight. I do not think I am either good or evil anyway.

[soupervillain]

A knight, huh? You mean like a fancy armor and swordfighting kind of knight, or the boring kind like in Canada?

That's cool, I respect your choices. But if you ever want a snazzy BB accessory, you come to me, all right? I knit!

[dreamnailedit]

I do not know what Canada is. I do not wear armor, but my weapon is very much like a sword.

Knitting sounds enjoyable. My creativity goes to poetry.

[soupervillain]

Oh, Canada's some place with weird money. Never actually been there, myself. But their knights are usually just old guys in suits. Booo-ring!

Poetry? Hey, that sounds fun too! You should show me some of your stuff sometime, if you want. And I could teach you a stitch or two!

[dreamnailedit]

Suits do not seem like a good choice of clothing oneself for battle.

I have shared one poem here on the network. I will be happy to share more when I finish them.

[soupervillain]

I know, right? Canada's gotta be a weird, weird place.

[ Giovanni pulls up his communicator to read the Knight's poem. A smile broadens across his face as he scrolls down. ]

Hey! This is really good! Forget me teaching you knitting - maybe you need to be teaching me poeming!

[dreamnailedit]

Thank you. But that poem took me quite some time to write. I am not certain I would be a good teacher yet.

Perhaps when I have learned more, myself.

[soupervillain]

Hey, you just let me know, kiddo. Uh, you got a name, by the way? Since I guess I can't give you a minion name if you're not actually my minion.

[dreamnailedit]

My name is Knight. What is yours?

[soupervillain]

Wow. That's really straightforward! I'm Giovanni Potage, and you'd better remember that name - you're going to be seeing it on Most Wanted posters across Prismatica!

[ He leans down to shake the Knight's tiny hand. ]

[dreamnailedit]

[The Knight takes his readily and gives it a good shake, then nods.]

I will remember your name, Giovanni Potage.