prismaticrap | Vital Statistics Meme

VITAL STATISTICS MEME

how to play:
1. using the provided form, give us the scoop on your character
2. comment around. who smells the weirdest? who is dtf (or down to platonic moonlace)? who has the prettiest eyes? who is weirdly taller than you thought? this is for those details it's just kind of awkward to get into threads sometimes, but might be relevant to people's interests
3. PROFIT. thats it... have fun

NAMEHERE
<ul>
<li>AGE: agehere</li>
<li>HEIGHT/STATURE: heighthere</li>
<li>WEIGHT/BUILD: weighthere</li>
<li>GENDER: genderhere</li>
<li>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single, divorced, DTF, etc</li>
<li>HAIR: haircolorhere</li>
<li>EYES: eyecolorhere</li>
<li>ORIGIN: planet, city, etc</li>
<li>LANGUAGE: nativelanguage, otherlanguages</li>
</ul>
VISION
Describe how your character appears visually. Include fashion, posture, hair style, eye color, scars, tattoos, etc. Be as detailed or as vague as you want!
SOUND
How does your character sound? Do they speak formally or casually? Verbal tics? Do they sound differently if they're angry or happy? If you have example audio, link it here.
SCENT
Literally how does your character smell. Do they wear cologne? Do they smell unusual? Anything someone in their vicinity would pick up should go here.
MISC.
Special diet? Any pets? Weird kinks? Any other details you want to include can go here.

code by

bloodmoney, shamelessly stolen from the meme posted by

thedarkbond

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Ambrosine

AGE: 42
HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'6''
WEIGHT/BUILD: Whatever gets "has the slim, yet curvy and not-necessarily-healthy build of a stereotypical lingerie model" for a weight. Pretty delicate build.
GENDER: Cis woman
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Engaged/married to a motherfucking dragon, but in an open relationship
HAIR: Dark brown
EYES: Black as death with an unsettling, piercing sort of vibe to them
ORIGIN: The kingdom of Vanth on the planet Nerthus
LANGUAGE: Whatever "common" is for her native language; also speaks Goblin and Halfling (both of which she learned naturally/through practical use) as well as Abyssal, Dwarvish, Elvish, and Draconic (all of which she learned academically.)

VISION

Flawless posture, always dresses very put-together and elegant whether it's medieval-fantasy-ish or modern clothes. Her manner of poise and dress is very ephemeral and delicate and soft, but there's always this undercurrent of "insult me and I will crush you."

SOUND

Think of a Disney villain-queen who could crush your genitals with a glance and you're about there. Extremely deadpan.

SCENT

Doesn't ever smell like sweat or other gross stuff. Partially because she's meticulous about hygiene, but also because she doesn't have biological processes. Also now often wears a perfume with a note that's hard to put down, but also smells like a mix between a sexy Disney villain and the sweet release of death. (That's because it's secretly made from the distilled souls of the damned.)

MISC.

I mean, she's an undead lich, even if a cursory glance doesn't really say it. Also, here's her stats, all you really need to know if you can't read 5e stat blocks is that that's some final boss levels of "fuck you".

If you're going to become an eldritch affront to (some) of the gods you might as well have the body type you want, right?

Being dead just sounds like a way to cheat out of unfortunately bodily functions tbh

Vital Statistics Meme

Ambrosine the Necroqueen | Original Character

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