Vital Statistics Meme

[necroyalty]

VITAL STATISTICS MEME

how to play:
1. using the provided form, give us the scoop on your character
2. comment around. who smells the weirdest? who is dtf (or down to platonic moonlace)? who has the prettiest eyes? who is weirdly taller than you thought? this is for those details it's just kind of awkward to get into threads sometimes, but might be relevant to people's interests
3. PROFIT. thats it... have fun


<p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: ms gothic; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">NAMEHERE</span></p> <ul> <li><strong>AGE:</strong> agehere</li> <li><strong>HEIGHT/STATURE:</strong> heighthere</li> <li><strong>WEIGHT/BUILD:</strong> weighthere</li> <li><strong>GENDER:</strong> genderhere</li> <li><strong>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:</strong> single, divorced, DTF, etc</li> <li><strong>HAIR:</strong> haircolorhere</li> <li><strong>EYES:</strong> eyecolorhere</li> <li><strong>ORIGIN:</strong> planet, city, etc</li> <li><strong>LANGUAGE:</strong> nativelanguage, otherlanguages</li> </ul> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">VISION</span></p> <p align="justify">Describe how your character appears visually. Include fashion, posture, hair style, eye color, scars, tattoos, etc. Be as detailed or as vague as you want!</p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SOUND</span></p> <p align="justify">How does your character sound? Do they speak formally or casually? Verbal tics? Do they sound differently if they're angry or happy? If you have example audio, link it here.</p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SCENT</span></p> <p align="justify">Literally how does your character smell. Do they wear cologne? Do they smell unusual? Anything someone in their vicinity would pick up should go here.</p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">MISC.</span></p> <p align="justify">Special diet? Any pets? Weird kinks? Any other details you want to include can go here.</p>

code by bloodmoney, shamelessly stolen from the meme posted by thedarkbond

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Engineer | Team Fortress 2

[spah]

DELL CONAGHER

• AGE: Mid-40s


• HEIGHT/STATURE: short


• WEIGHT/BUILD: Stocky dad bod. Fairly built chest and arms, beer belly pudge.


• GENDER: Male


• RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single and DTF but also thinking about a certain assassin a lot lately.


• HAIR: Dirty blonde


• EYES: Blue


• ORIGIN: Bee Cave, Texas


• LANGUAGE: American English, Spanish, + 1 billion other languages because he's an over-the-top cartoon genius

VISION

Dell is a brick shithouse, if a brick shithouse was, like, 5'3". He keeps most of his built under his blue-collar fashion senses, which usually involve denim, work overalls, or button-ups. Has several gunshot and knife scars. Contrary to some of my icons, he has short, cropped hair and a full beard.

SOUND

A gravely, soft-spoken southern drawl. Can get real dark, low, and dangerous when he's pissed.

SCENT

Often smells like motor oil and home cooking. Bacon is a favorite.

MISC.

His right hand was self-replaced with a skeletal-like artificial hand he calls the Gunslinger.