Vital Statistics Meme

[necroyalty]

VITAL STATISTICS MEME

how to play:
1. using the provided form, give us the scoop on your character
2. comment around. who smells the weirdest? who is dtf (or down to platonic moonlace)? who has the prettiest eyes? who is weirdly taller than you thought? this is for those details it's just kind of awkward to get into threads sometimes, but might be relevant to people's interests
3. PROFIT. thats it... have fun


<p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: ms gothic; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">NAMEHERE</span></p> <ul> <li><strong>AGE:</strong> agehere</li> <li><strong>HEIGHT/STATURE:</strong> heighthere</li> <li><strong>WEIGHT/BUILD:</strong> weighthere</li> <li><strong>GENDER:</strong> genderhere</li> <li><strong>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:</strong> single, divorced, DTF, etc</li> <li><strong>HAIR:</strong> haircolorhere</li> <li><strong>EYES:</strong> eyecolorhere</li> <li><strong>ORIGIN:</strong> planet, city, etc</li> <li><strong>LANGUAGE:</strong> nativelanguage, otherlanguages</li> </ul> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">VISION</span></p> <p align="justify">Describe how your character appears visually. Include fashion, posture, hair style, eye color, scars, tattoos, etc. Be as detailed or as vague as you want!</p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SOUND</span></p> <p align="justify">How does your character sound? Do they speak formally or casually? Verbal tics? Do they sound differently if they're angry or happy? If you have example audio, link it here.</p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SCENT</span></p> <p align="justify">Literally how does your character smell. Do they wear cologne? Do they smell unusual? Anything someone in their vicinity would pick up should go here.</p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-size: 2em; font-family: sans-serif; text-shadow: #ccc 1px 1px 1px;">MISC.</span></p> <p align="justify">Special diet? Any pets? Weird kinks? Any other details you want to include can go here.</p>

code by bloodmoney, shamelessly stolen from the meme posted by thedarkbond

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hilda valentine goneril | fe:3h

[inveigle]

hilda valentine goneril

• AGE: 23


• HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'0.5"... small


• WEIGHT/BUILD: hilda is soft and curvy, but seeing as how she slings an axe about like it's nothing, she's, uh, deceptively strong? arm wrestle her and find out - jk, don't, that requires effort and she's not here for it. :'c


• GENDER: female


• RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single! SO ready to mingle, and by "mingle" i mean "shamelessly flirt with/charm people until they're wrapped around her little finger." make her laugh, though, and she's down for more! she's here to have a good time.


• HAIR: pink!


• EYES: pink!!


• ORIGIN: hilda hails from ye olde continent of fódlan! she's the youngest daughter of house goneril, located in the leicester alliance (see: here). her family—or, well, her older brother—is tasked with protecting the border/fending off any invasions from the kingdom of almyra, so the family tradition is Strength.


• LANGUAGE: whatever common language bonds fódlan together... a mystery

VISION

hilda is very short and very... pink! whoa! she carries herself fairly well, as she is a noble—and she's also very aware of her angles. in canon, she wears this ensemble, but in prisma she's rocking whatever cute, pink fits she can get her hands on. a new lewk every day, tbh. she's thriving. here are some everyday options...

SOUND

here is her voice, but! her tone is usually light and bright? almost unbothered, really, because she's lazily drifting through life and nothing can touch her. when she's flirting with someone, though, or trying to convince someone that she's a very delicate flower, her voice gets softer... like, she can sound shy and/or like a complete airhead LMKFDF it all depends on what is more effective at any given time.

SCENT

hilda canonically smells VERY good. as one of her pals put it, "and you smell delightful. like...candy. or wait — am i catching a hint of floral?" she favors light, sweet, subtle scents! perfumes that are best appreciated up close! she especially loves fancy, expensive floral oils... one of her favs is extracted from a rare flower that only blooms at night, so. classy.

MISC.

hilda is adopting a cute cat with marianne! a fluffy white persian named the duchess lily anemone goneril von edmund, but please, call her the duchess. she has discovered boxed rosé in this world, and her ideal evening is sipping a glass of that on lorenz's couch while watching trashy reality tv shows with her pals. maybe ordering a pizza. she also!!! loves to craft!!! she's been experimenting with jewelry/accessories while sitting in front of the tv, so catch her wearing very chic, one-of-a-kind baubles. come to her, fellow diy-ers...

[knightofzilch]

Hilda was one of my favorite units in fe3h. I ended up headcanoning that she just plows through enemies quickly just so she can hurry up and get back to being lazy again.

[inveigle]

how dare you make her work?? jk, she all but carried the deer in my playthrough! too stronk. and that's so totally Hilda™... god. if she HAS to fight, then all she wants to do is smack down these enemies as quickly as possible and head back to the sauna. everyone has to pretend they didn't see her putting forth some serious effort.

[knightofzilch]

By the time I got them leveled, her, Lysithea, and Raphael could trash a whole map by themselves. It was great.

I'd like Hilda to meet Suzaku at some point, though. He's easily charmed by pink-haired girls and has no sense of fashion so its an excuse to go shopping? idk.

[inveigle]

hilda and lysithea were unstoppable for me! god! thank u, deer ladies... my vanguard...

and please, that sounds perfect! she does love all things Fashion™, so this can easily be arranged. just spots suzaku browsing through a rack of terrible shirts in some random store like, oh honey?? no...

[knightofzilch]

Please do. He needs friends who won't let him dress like a hobo.

Also, like her, he's skinny but strong as hell and looks good in thigh-highs, so she can help him spend all his chroma and make him carry all the bags.

I just have to.... not be lazy and do an open post at some point.

[downswing]

...oh my God, she's portable.

[inveigle]

LMFKDF she is!! she's a small, delicate maiden, please tuck her beneath ur arm and carry her across the street (so she doesn't have to walk because she's hella lazy)