[maybe she should've ordered room service? if that's a thing here... this fool seems crazy, but at least she has figured out where the thump. thump. thump. was coming from. one mystery solved, but so many more to go now that she sees him.]

Well, I definitely don't want my ass kicked. But thank you for the offer! [still using her manners because rudeness to a... egyptian god? boar demon? doesn't seem wise.] Have you never had a BLT? It's pretty good. It's a sandwich with bacon, lettuce, tomato... so BLT! I'm guessing you don't know where one is, then.