IC "ANON" MEME

[ragingnature]

IC "ANON" MEME

How it works

1. Make a top-level for your character for others to respond to "anon".
2. Or post categories like Best Kisser, Needs to Get Laid, Crushing On, Thirsting After, Kinks You Want to Try, ETC...
3. Keep it IC. Don’t bring your OOC wank here.
4. Have fun!

Note: I can't actually enable anon so pretend!

Comments

[firstsaderesponder]

talking back to your mom doesn't count

[soupervillain]

That's not a bad guy thing!!! That's just a completely unrelated thing that I do!!!

[firstsaderesponder]

yeah i'm saying that's not a bad guy thing so it shouldn't count

so you talk back to your mom huh

[soupervillain]

I talk back to BOTH my moms!!! They can't tell me what to do!!! Except if they ground me!!

[firstsaderesponder]

you have two moms?

what would they think if they saw you lying

[soupervillain]

I sure do!!! They're TWICE as annoying as one mom!!!

And they'd probably think it was a normal bad guy thing to do!! Which it is!!! So there!!!

[firstsaderesponder]

are you sure

that means you're gonna get grounded right

[soupervillain]

Nah, they know I'm a bad guy. They just don't want me to stay out too late doing crimes on weeknights, but otherwise, they're totally cool with it!! Also, I wasn't lying in the first place!!!

[firstsaderesponder]

guess they can be arrested for aiding and abetting

if you actually are a villain that is

[soupervillain]

HEY!!! Don't arrest my moms!!! Or at least arrest me first!! You know?? The actual CRIMINAL???

[firstsaderesponder]

wow you really want to be arrested, that's pretty kinky

is that why you wanna pretend to be a bad guy so much

[soupervillain]

I don't WANT to be arrested!!! I just want my hard crime work to go appreciated!! Is that too much to ask???

[firstsaderesponder]

yeah

[Sorry Giovanni, he's purposely giving you a short answer just to be an asshole.]

[soupervillain]

UUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!

[ rip... rest in potage ]