it's time to judge everyone

[thedarkbond]

IC HOT OR NOT
(get in here newbies you're invited too)
Through some miraculous meme happening, characters in the game will have 1-5 photos of themselves uploaded onto some imageboard type gallery. Even you, serious characters who wouldn't usually involve themselves with these kinds of shenanigans. Especially you.

1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Don't post anything too spicy (a.k.a. don't be nsfw, guys, that's for the game proper)
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not". Nice or not? Maybe???
5. Have mercy on people with slow connections and make your photo embeds a reasonable size! Use the code below to link photos, and change the width number accordingly if your pic is a bit small (or still too big) at that size. There's also codes for uniform image sets here!
<img src="YOURURL" width=300>

Comments

[fractaljesus]

[Filing away that 'perfect face and figure' comment for later...]

You disapprove of my clothing?

[tea_and_murder]

[Good. Blackmail material!]

Only your lack of knowing how to make them flatter you. And I want to help you with that.

I feel that you learning to properly wear a tie, for instance, will flatter you even more. You know where it goes, at least. So there is hope for you. [Like, at least you know it goes around your neck, so... He can work with that.]

[fractaljesus]

[Fashion is such a confusing topic... He only even bothered with clothes at all because Shindo told him to. But that's okay, learning to wear things that suit him will help him be more persuasive. Maybe.]

I want to learn. Please teach me.

[tea_and_murder]

Of course.

I admit this much; Even though your feed with miss Hakuno has given me the vaguest understanding of you... I hope to maybe close that gap. Consider this my intention at offering that.

Just like preparing the coffee for you, this one of the things that I know and wish to show you.

[ As in. He's not doing this or saying this just to be a dick. Or at least not for the sake of it. He's just being snarky. When it comes down to it, he's just a butler who has served a sheltered prince for most of his life (and grew up alongside that master) and feels there's little to offer to this stranger now (who he's trying to understand but. you know. Alien.), so he offers what he knows as a royal retainer. ]

[fractaljesus]

[He doubts Jakob will be able to bridge that gap, but he is willing to work with the human as best he can. It won't be easy for them to understand one another, but he will try, at least.]

Understood. Thank you.