it's time to judge everyone

[thedarkbond]

IC HOT OR NOT
(get in here newbies you're invited too)
Through some miraculous meme happening, characters in the game will have 1-5 photos of themselves uploaded onto some imageboard type gallery. Even you, serious characters who wouldn't usually involve themselves with these kinds of shenanigans. Especially you.

1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Don't post anything too spicy (a.k.a. don't be nsfw, guys, that's for the game proper)
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not". Nice or not? Maybe???
5. Have mercy on people with slow connections and make your photo embeds a reasonable size! Use the code below to link photos, and change the width number accordingly if your pic is a bit small (or still too big) at that size. There's also codes for uniform image sets here!
<img src="YOURURL" width=300>

Comments

[innkeeps]

hey, hey
don't let your mate hear you talking like that

[menphina]

Pretty sure if he'd be easy to anger over a compliment, we wouldn't be married, old man.

He's got thicker skin than that! And he knows I love him the most!

[innkeeps]

you shouldn't be playing around with my delicate feelings, then

[ Can she hear him laughing, on his end? Because he is— low and tired, but endeared. ]

thanks anyway
you're a stunner, yourself

[menphina]

You know we don't have to be married to enjoy each other, aye? Besides, my husband and I had an agreement if he wasn't with me for when I needed him, I could be with whoever I needed. And that's true trust!

[ Keepers do tend to have many lovers. ]

Hehe, thank you. I look after myself! Though we really need to do something about your hair! You can't leave it hanging around if you're going to cook!

[innkeeps]

[ He knows what FwB are, so he doesn't contest... Just laughs again, and types out a quick: ]

alright, alright

[ He follows up that semi-noncommittal answer with a real one, though. ]

what kind of cat do you think i am?
i don't leave hair in my food

[menphina]

[ She's already shipping him with the shy cute men in her building, don't mind her. ]

You never know! Our kind might have some shedding somewhere... the stress of a new place can do it!

How are you settling in, by the by?

[innkeeps]

[ MEGUMI???? PLEASE... LET HIM KISS YOU TOO... ]

slow going, but not bad

if you're that curious, come over sometime

i'll feed you food without hair in it

[menphina]

[ LIKE SHE'D EVER REFUSE. ]

Now that is speaking my language!!

After that last meal, I'm hooked!!

I can't cook anything special besides steak but you're always welcome to my place too. It's cozy! And the people that live around me are adorable. I bet they'd love to meet you!

I'm still tying your hair back before you cook though!

[innkeeps]

[ She's sweet. He reads and rereads this text with a vague feeling of ease, and sigh-laughs under his breath at how he's already weak to her playful demands.

These people are gonna be the death of him. ]

i'm in trouble if they're all as lively as you are
and if their stomachs are all as big

[ r u d e .... but he's just teasing!!!! He wishes he could see her puff up, if she does; again, she's sweet. ]

do whatever you want to me and my hair
but be gentle

[ Again, a tease. He's incorrigible. ]