it's time to judge everyone

[thedarkbond]

IC HOT OR NOT
(get in here newbies you're invited too)
Through some miraculous meme happening, characters in the game will have 1-5 photos of themselves uploaded onto some imageboard type gallery. Even you, serious characters who wouldn't usually involve themselves with these kinds of shenanigans. Especially you.

1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Don't post anything too spicy (a.k.a. don't be nsfw, guys, that's for the game proper)
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not". Nice or not? Maybe???
5. Have mercy on people with slow connections and make your photo embeds a reasonable size! Use the code below to link photos, and change the width number accordingly if your pic is a bit small (or still too big) at that size. There's also codes for uniform image sets here!
<img src="YOURURL" width=300>

Comments

[gwenhwyfar]

honestly
you need better garments

it hampers your attractiveness

I love that his terrible fashion sense is what everyone's focusing on.

[fractaljesus]

Attractiveness was not my priority.

ngl i cant get over that onsie

[gwenhwyfar]

why

dont you like company?

The bodysuit is the least of his fashion sins, too.

[fractaljesus]

I do enjoy talking to people. When I created this body, physical appearance was a lower priority than functionality. [And clothing hadn't been considered at all... which was why he'd been naked on arrival.]

i just have this deep dislike for onsies and rompers tbh

[gwenhwyfar]

[ Wow, it's a shame she didn't see that upon arrival.

Wait. ]

what do you mean created

[fractaljesus]

[To be fair, that was only in canon. He's been wearing the same suit ever since, including during his time on Prismatica.]

I created this body to function as an interface with the Universe to facilitate independent action within it. [He's actually a higher-dimensional eldritch entity from outside of the universe. This body is basically a just a video game avatar for him.]

[gwenhwyfar]

like a fae?

[ Or even an old god, like Llyr or Cerrunos. ]

[fractaljesus]

I am aware of the concept of fae, but no, that is inaccurate.

[Old god is pretty on the mark, actually.]

[gwenhwyfar]

[ And she is going to ask exactly that, completely fascinated by the idea as much as she's excited by it. ]

then like an old god?

[fractaljesus]

[Unfortunately, Yaha-kui zaShunina is also a stickler for semantics, so...]

No, I am not a god. I am merely an anisotropic being.

[gwenhwyfar]

[ Freakin' semantics. ]

then if not a god what is that?

[fractaljesus]

[He was way worse about it when he was first "born".]

There is a space that exists outside of the Universe and possesses a greater number of spacial dimensions than the three you are familiar with. That space is Novo--translated; anisotropic. It is my origin. As I am a being that originates from anisotropic space, I am called an anisotropic being.