it's time to judge everyone

[thedarkbond]

IC HOT OR NOT
(get in here newbies you're invited too)
Through some miraculous meme happening, characters in the game will have 1-5 photos of themselves uploaded onto some imageboard type gallery. Even you, serious characters who wouldn't usually involve themselves with these kinds of shenanigans. Especially you.

1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Don't post anything too spicy (a.k.a. don't be nsfw, guys, that's for the game proper)
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not". Nice or not? Maybe???
5. Have mercy on people with slow connections and make your photo embeds a reasonable size! Use the code below to link photos, and change the width number accordingly if your pic is a bit small (or still too big) at that size. There's also codes for uniform image sets here!
<img src="YOURURL" width=300>

Comments

[garb4ge]

I mean, at least partly?

Which is a shame, because I've got a real weakness for blondes...

[regelkonform]

I've been doing this wrong the whole time and no one bothered to tell me?

Is that supposed to be a compliment, though?

[ not that he's complaining if it is???? ]

[garb4ge]

Maybe everyone was assuming you were smart enough to figure it out yourself.

I mean, it's a statement of fact, but...

[regelkonform]

My phone and my computer are for business purposes, mostly. I don't usually involve myself with this sort of thing.

I see what you mean, though, I should have picked up on it by looking at what everyone else was saying.

That being said, I think you'd be more attractive if you cleaned up a little. 7, at the least. Probably an 8 if you did something nicer with your hair.

[garb4ge]

Trust me, I look like an 18 year old when I'm 'cleaned up'. Unless I want to get fucked by a twink-hunter, not really my scene.

I don't think even God could tame my hair. Not that I asked her.

[regelkonform]

Right, of course, I see what you mean.

[ spoilers: he doesn't ]

Not even with a haircut? I'm not particularly in touch with fashion, but is it arguable that your hair would be considered "in style"?

[ germany you nerd, you've had the same damn haircut for decades, don't judge klaus ]

[garb4ge]

When you cut it too short, it sort of ends up looking like a bunch of tangled yarn.

Trust me, I'm the best me we're gonna get.

I'm very in style.

[regelkonform]

Best to leave as it is, then.

My friend says that you're very in style. And that I was a little harsh before, so I should give you a 10.

10, then.

[garb4ge]

Very nice of you. Flattery will get you anywhere you want, you know.

;)

[regelkonform]

You're not even concerned that it might be a forced rating?

Not that it is! But, I think even I would question it.

[ totally not a deflection or anything because of that wink at all, nope ]

[garb4ge]

If it's a forced rating, that's more of a you problem, isn't it?

You could always meet me in person and give me a proper rating.

[regelkonform]

It would be a personal problem, so I would much rather be able to give an honest rating than a forced one.

If meeting were to be an option, it would probably be much easier to give you a fair assessment.

[garb4ge]

Then we ought to meet -- in the spirit of fairness, yeah?

[regelkonform]

[ that at least earns him a smile, even if it can't be seen ]

We ought to, yes.

Perhaps you can tell me a little bit more about your style when we meet.

[ because frankly he doesn't understand it ]

[garb4ge]

I'll wear the nicest thing I have here, even.

[It's probably going to be horrifying.]