it's time to judge everyone

[thedarkbond]

IC HOT OR NOT
(get in here newbies you're invited too)
Through some miraculous meme happening, characters in the game will have 1-5 photos of themselves uploaded onto some imageboard type gallery. Even you, serious characters who wouldn't usually involve themselves with these kinds of shenanigans. Especially you.

1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Don't post anything too spicy (a.k.a. don't be nsfw, guys, that's for the game proper)
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not". Nice or not? Maybe???
5. Have mercy on people with slow connections and make your photo embeds a reasonable size! Use the code below to link photos, and change the width number accordingly if your pic is a bit small (or still too big) at that size. There's also codes for uniform image sets here!
<img src="YOURURL" width=300>

Comments

[garb4ge]

[STOP. GIVING HIM. FEELINGS.]

Sticky like covered in ... you know, body glitter, whipped cream, semen, honey...

Sometimes the streets are useful places to be.

[herocomplex]

_{[ Look. He's loyal when you play your cards right. ]}

oh my gross
all of that at once??? what kinda restaurant are u eating at where they serve u glitter and semen.....

yeah butt
idk
a warm bed is nicer ♡
we can share if it ever comes to that ok??????

[garb4ge]

Not all at once

...okay, no, once all at once, but that was a very long night with a lot on the menu, so to speak.

And I'll -- keep that in mind. I appreciate it.

[Fuck.]

[herocomplex]

cool!! maybe one day we can eat there together
idk if u have noticed but i really like eating so
anytime u wanna treat me u can!! that's a great honor isn't it?? hahaha

i like taking care of my ppl and ur def one of my ppl so yeah
don't mention it

unless u wanna tell other people how nice i am

_{[ He has a soft spot for people who had anything to do with his military, so yeah. ]}

[garb4ge]

You're going to have to be a real busy guy to be able to afford food at the rate you eat, so asking people is probably ... a good plan, yeah.

One of your people, huh? Do I have to sign a contract or something? Haha.

[He's joking because he's uncomfortable]

[herocomplex]

no way
i hate paperwork

i just know u will always have a special place in my heart!!
and i hope u feel the same

_{[ I..
Hm. ]}

[garb4ge]

Well, uh

I'm not super practiced at being friends with people, but as long as you keep that in mind...

[herocomplex]

that's fine man!
you'll learn from the best
everyone loves me so i'm wayyyy popular i'll teach ya :)

_{[ This is like.. one of the biggest lies he's told since he got here. ]}

[garb4ge]

Then I've got nothing to worry about.

[Yeah, he's pretty sure he knows that this is a lie.]

[herocomplex]

u absolutely
100% don't have nothing to worry about

_{[ "Don't have nothing" though. ]}

i'm a hero!
it's my duty to protect ppl
be their friends
and be all around likeable

u catch on quick, my guy

[garb4ge]

That's absolutely true. Whether or not anyone believes it, I do catch on fast.

[herocomplex]

i believe it
cuz i said it
and remember i'm right all the time so yeah

god bless me

_{[ He's making a JOKE and it's sad Klaus doesn't get it. Yet. ]}

[garb4ge]

You are such a treat, Alfred.

[herocomplex]

thx man!!! i do what i can
for the ppl

_{[ It's really simple to be his friend, Klaus. Just keep stroking his ego. You're doing great, sweetie. ]}

[garb4ge]

Yeah, you really do.

[Praise kink is for everyone, okay? Mostly.]

[herocomplex]

_{[ He's baffled he's not stopping. ]}

u got anything else ur wanting to say bud??
i'm all ears

[garb4ge]

[Time to completely derail the conversation...]

Mm.

Well, now that you mention it, I was wondering when you were going to get around to the whole 'country' aspect of your, you know, existence?

1/2

[herocomplex]

[herocomplex]

lmaoo uh
so we're that close now huh??

[garb4ge]

Your friend Feliciano spilled the beans, that's all.

[herocomplex]

_{[ It's always him, isn't it? America isn't really.. mad about this development. He decided he wanted to tell Klaus anyway. ]}

tell u what
take me out to eat somewhere
and i can tell u alllllll about it

[garb4ge]

Well, I think I could probably swing that.

I know a little, though.

[At least you weren't thrown up on. Sorry, Sen.]

[herocomplex]

great!!! ill make sure to pick out a real expensive place ✨
i feel like u probably know more about me than anyone else here tbqh

but ya uh
probs best if u hear it from me
im sure my colleagues have only said good things about me
but still

[garb4ge]

You'll just have to help me make up the chroma later if it's that expensive jsyk

I just know the basics of the countries thing from Sen.

[herocomplex]

ok!!! we can hold hands all night long

oh yeahhh uhhhhh sen
she’s pretty cool
i guess

hey i totally have everything under control with her ok?
i mean if she ever says anything about me