it's time to judge everyone

[thedarkbond]

IC HOT OR NOT
(get in here newbies you're invited too)
Through some miraculous meme happening, characters in the game will have 1-5 photos of themselves uploaded onto some imageboard type gallery. Even you, serious characters who wouldn't usually involve themselves with these kinds of shenanigans. Especially you.

1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Don't post anything too spicy (a.k.a. don't be nsfw, guys, that's for the game proper)
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not". Nice or not? Maybe???
5. Have mercy on people with slow connections and make your photo embeds a reasonable size! Use the code below to link photos, and change the width number accordingly if your pic is a bit small (or still too big) at that size. There's also codes for uniform image sets here!
<img src="YOURURL" width=300>

Comments

[respublica]

WHY ARE YOU FROWNING IN ALL OF THESE
I SEE MY CUTE GRANDSON SO I GIVE YOU A 6 FOR HIS SAKE

rome is a blessing

[regelkonform]

I will accept your 6.

I'm not fond of having pictures taken, your "cute grandson" seems to think I feel differently.

[respublica]

HE IS BEING HELPFUL YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY TO BE GRACED WITH HIS KINDNESS
DO YOU SMILE MORE WHEN YOURE DRUNK

[regelkonform]

While I do consider myself lucky to have his company, I'm not sure I would consider taking candid photographs helpful.

And there's no proof that I do, no.

[respublica]

YOU MIGHT NOT THINK SO BUT MAYBE HE IS HELPING YOU LOOK LESS LIKE A GRUMPY ASSHOLE

THEN WE SHALL TRY IT
NEXT TIME WE HAVE A FEAST YOULL GET DRUNK AND WE WILL SEE IF YOU SMILE MORE

[regelkonform]

GRUMPY ASSHOLE??

I think perhaps that's not in my best interest, the last time didn't end very well for me; but if it might help you see me in a different light I'm willing to comply.

[respublica]

YES A GRUMPY ASSHOLE
LIKE SOMEONE PUT GARUM IN YOUR WINE INSTEAD OF HONEY THIS MORNING FOR BREAKFAST

GOOD
IF YOU DRINK GOOD WINE YOU WILL BE FINE
ME AND ITALIA WILL BE THERE TO WATCH OVER YOU
YOULL LOOSEN UP AND HAVE SOME FUN

[regelkonform]

I DON'T EVEN THINK ANYONE USES GARUM THESE DAYS!

BOTH OF YOU??

[respublica]

THEY SHOULD IT IS TASTY
MAYBE I WILL MAKE SOME AND PEOPLE HERE CAN TRY IT AND FALL IN LOVE

YES
THAT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH
I CAN ALWAYS ASK GALLIA FOR HELP TOO

[regelkonform]

Well, not the kind that you would make, anyway. I think there are still plenty of places that use things that could be loosely defined as garum...

But I really don't think that you have to go as far as inviting anyone else!!

[respublica]

WHAT ARE THEY CALLED
GET THEM FOR ME
DO THE ROMAN EMPIRE A FAVOR WONT YOU

DONT TELL ME YOU ARE WORRIED
ARE YOU SHY
ARE YOU AN EMOTIONAL DRUNK WHO SPILLS ALL THEIR EMBARRASSING SECRETS