Didn't the sun already rise once today? Oh wait, that was just your smile.

[sifukatara]

The Bad Pick-Up Line Meme

Your character suddenly finds themselves unable to communicate in anything but bad pick-up lines. Crap. Any attempt to say anything but a bad pick-up line or come on in general fails for some inexplicable reason.

What happens next?

- Post.
- Reply to other people!
- Hijinks. If you need a list of pick up lines to use, this site has a ton.

Comments

Katara • Avatar: The Last Airbender (CRAU)

[sifukatara]

[ Water you waiting for? ]

Usagi Tsukino || Sailor Moon

[lightthedarkness]

Dick Gumshoe | Ace Attorney

[trenchdoting]

[Bring on the Dick jokes. No young characters tho]

Greed | Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood | OTA

[nosuchthingasnosuchthing]

Tarrlok | Avatar: Legend of Korra

[bloodisthicker]

[Under 18 characters will only be treated as asking advice on pick-up lines rather than anything reciprocated.]

Eva Rosalene | To the Moon / Finding Paradise

[takingchances]

[codecmoment]

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!

[takingchances]

[Snort. She sits down her ever present coffee (it's her life blood, thanks).]

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Kairi | Kingdom Hearts

[princessascended]

Just seeing you here lights up my world.

[Or pick one of your own to use on her!]

ventus | kingdom hearts

[callmeven]

[badluckblues]

hey bro are you a software update? because not now.

Augustus || Bittersweet Candy Bowl

[smartassrationale]

Demyx | Kingdom Hearts

[synchroswim]

[bloodisthicker]

...

I am sure I will fully understand this someday, but I still get the gist.

[trenchdoting]

Hey pal! Have you been doing your memory thing on me? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!!

[takingchances]

[Oh god. Hold on. If she opens her mouth, this is going to be a dick joke. She just knows it.

When she finally feels in control, she opens her mouth.]

What's up, Dick?

[CACTUS!]

[takingchances]

[She looks like she might be in a little pain here.]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

[bloodisthicker]

...

Oh.

[he kind of puts his hand over his face and tries not to laugh.]

Oh, no, that’s so bad...

[trenchdoting]

[Luckily it just doesn't register with him... he just smiles obliviously as he goes on.]

You're up, pal. Up at the top of the charts!

France | Hetalia

[amant]

[ HELLO RANDOM BEAUTIFUL PERSON. The party has arrived. ]

I am learning important dates in history you see... Would you like to be one of them?

[ BOOOOOO. Get off of google ya floozy. ]

[takingchances]

You're telling me? It's horrendous.

[takingchances]

[You're too pure for this world, Gumshoe.]

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

[trenchdoting]

Gee, thanks! [Blushu.] And you'd be... a sweet pea! Yeah, that works!

Katie "Pidge" Holt | VLD

[pidgeypidge]

I am so sorry lmao

[pidgeypidge]

"Are you a pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful~"