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The Bad Pick-Up Line Meme

Your character suddenly finds themselves unable to communicate in anything but bad pick-up lines. Crap. Any attempt to say anything but a bad pick-up line or come on in general fails for some inexplicable reason.

What happens next?

- Post.
- Reply to other people!
- Hijinks. If you need a list of pick up lines to use, this site has a ton.

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[ Water you waiting for? ]

"Are you a pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful~"

Usagi blushed but then leaned forward, gently reaching out to Pidge's cheek.

"Well, there's one thing for sure. I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning."

I'm not really that sorry~ c:

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:D!

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lmao god

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[Bring on the Dick jokes. No young characters tho]

Edited 2019-05-05 18:52 (UTC)

[Under 18 characters will only be treated as asking advice on pick-up lines rather than anything reciprocated.]

hey bro are you a software update? because not now.

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I am sure I will fully understand this someday, but I still get the gist.

[She looks like she might be in a little pain here.]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

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Oh.

[he kind of puts his hand over his face and tries not to laugh.]

Oh, no, that’s so bad...

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That outfit looks amazing on you, but I bet it would look even better on my floor.

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Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!

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Hey pal! Have you been doing your memory thing on me? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!!

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Just seeing you here lights up my world.

[Or pick one of your own to use on her!]

[ HELLO RANDOM BEAUTIFUL PERSON. The party has arrived. ]

I am learning important dates in history you see... Would you like to be one of them?

[ BOOOOOO. Get off of google ya floozy. ]

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

[Bring on the puns. You know you want to.]

Edited 2019-05-06 20:15 (UTC)

"C'mon... don't make me beg~"

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[ how does he even respond to flirting or bad pick up lines, find out ]

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