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Commonly heard rumours:
- He's always in second-hand bookshops all over Lunatia, buying armfuls of thick tomes on varying topics.
- At markets and the like, he often overpays so that the next customer has a little credit. He also tips generously!
- He's fond of volunteering, especially at the bookstores he loves. He's especially knowledgeable about fiction.

Rarely heard rumours:
- He commissions...Unique pieces from jewellery stores. Some of the staff in certain stores can't look him in the eye when he comes in.
- He must have a split personality or something. Sometimes if you catch him talking to himself, it sounds like he's talking back. But in a different voice?
- ...The reason he buys so many books is because he's stashing romance novels, especially supernatural romance, in between the bigger books.

Commonly heard rumours:
- Illegal busker. Can be found on weekends with his chickens and a deck of tarot cards, except for any weekends that fall during Iris. If anyone relatively authoritative comes near him, though? He'll put the cards away and look like any other Loitering Moonblessed.
- Must be constantly sick, since he's always radiating heat. A fever?
- Constantly asking shopkeepers what their spiciest food is, and if they can import spices that they've never heard of.
- Often buys up a certain brand of Lunatian tea as soon as it's back in stock, though he looks embarrassed about it.

Rarely heard rumours:
- Was once seen on Level 3 with a rather large brown paper parcel. Suspicious.
- The chickens are familiars and he's a great wizard. How else are they so well-behaved (apart from around food)?

Commonly heard rumors:
- This Corn Fed Son of a Bitch has a Six Pack and basically, You Are Fucking Stupid
- Would rather be in a honky tonk dive bar if there were any around
- He's never said it outright, but the way he talks around it gives the impression he more than one PhD for some ungodly reason (true)
- That robot hand of his must have come from some badass accident!! (untrue)

Rarely heard rumors:
- CIA? FBI? Mercenary?? That is a lot of weapons in one place, god almighty.
- Sometimes, his left eye gives off an unnatural sheen... huh.
- The way he talks about cybernetics and prosthetics, he'd probably replace any part of his body with metal if you let him.
- Some Umbris grunt went missing around his workshop. Weird.

Edited 2019-08-31 21:26 (UTC)

Havin' grown up on a farm, I know for a fact you can train a chicken.

That, and I've met wizards. Not even raccoons liked 'em.

Commonly Heard Rumors
- He's gotta be a big fan of James Bond, right? (only somewhat true)
- He literally never takes his mask off. He even wears it to bed!
- He spends a lot of time at the farmer's markets and the home-brewing store. He specifically looks for grapes.

Rarely Heard Rumors
- Sometimes he pulls out a little black book after talking to someone and writes stuff in it.
- During lectures and on his commute, he pulls out a knife and starts flipping it! You could swear there's a gun holster under his jacket, too...
- Someone swears they saw him with two other people carrying bags to the pig farm last month.

Commonly Heard Rumors
- This dude, like, never wears shoes. He wears socks to the labs but never shoes.
- He keeps humming a song. No one seems to recognize it.
- Sometimes, he just stops in the middle of the street and stares up at the sky.
- He doesn't respond to his name sometimes. Actually, he just doesn't respond at all. It's like he's off in his own little world.

Rarely Heard Rumors
- The neighbors complain that he seems to be throwing stuff around in the middle of the night when they're trying to sleep. He's always apologetic, but his apartment is a mess.
- Some people swear that he doesn't seem to sleep at all.
- Rarely, when he's spacing out or staring at the sky, he looks... terrified.

Commonly heard rumors:
- Bozo the clown might actually be a magician. Who knew?
- He's extremely touchy feely and usually drapes his arms over whoever is nearby -- stranger or otherwise.
- Seemingly willing to do anything if it "might be fun."
- Dyes his hair wild colors every so often but it always goes back to red.

Rarely heard rumors
- After staring at someone for a time, he mutters a number under his breath.
- He may be a shapeshifter.

Edited 2019-08-31 20:37 (UTC)

Commonly heard rumors:
- Apparently really likes the park because he's always found in it...
- That fluffy thing on his shoulder might actually be a pet; it moves on command!!
- Cold and might kill a person if they aren't careful around him.

Rarely heard rumors:
- Always glaring at the train. Why??? Waiting to battle someone coming off of it?
- Talks to himself every so often while he has one hand on the hilt of a sword. Revving himself up to kill?

Edited 2019-08-31 18:52 (UTC)

Commonly Heard Rumors

-When she changes into her animal form she leaves behind her human skin. Or vice versa? There seems to be inconsistency with the rumor but she's most definitely something like a selkie.
-Seems to distrust just about everything around her, probably due to her being prey (true, but there's more)
-She's a very, very good cook and baker, but she'll only make vegetarian dishes (true)

Rarely Heard Rumors
-Be careful around her and water. She'll drag you down as a joke but doesn't seem to have a good grasp on how long people can hold their breath.
-She's getting in poor health due to lack of moonlacing and has difficulty doing it for some reason (true)

Commonly Heard Rumors
- Is she some sort of skater girl? I see her on rollerblades all the time!
- On that note, is she one of those old fashioned house-call doctors? She's often seen visiting people while wearing a medic outfit.
- Must be some sort of mage in training since we see her studying all of those cantrips on Level 3!
- She has an explosive hug attack capable of killing bears! (completely false)

Rarely Heard Rumors
- Is she single? Does she prefer to date women? Almost never see her with a lone boy, but she's often seen with just a lone girl.
- She lives with a vampire!
- During the Iris Moon, her hair comes alive and ties people up! (possible, but Konoka ~~would probably rather receive than give~~ doesn't like to use it that way)

Edited 2019-08-31 23:33 (UTC)

COMMONLY HEARD RUMOURS
- Local eccentric. Tends to lurk in public places and stare at people, muttering to himself
- His favourite haunts are the observatory, Caihong, and any of the main city streets where lots of people gather
- Sometimes accosts random members of the public to pose for him

RARELY HEARD RUMOURS
- Young artist who has an ongoing and modestly successful exhibition in Higher Lunatia
- Seems to be dating the woman most heavily featured in his paintings
- Was once spotted passed out on a bench. Hobo???

COMMONLY HEARD RUMORS
- Is a water witch who can hypnotize you with only a dance
- Is some kind of violent vigilante, she chased down a pickpocket and whipped him with water for stealing from her. (half-true)
- Often runs around on the rooftops like some kind of would-be super hero, the only thing missing is a disguise! (75% true)
- Has a flying monkey that likes to steal fruits and nuts. It was trained on command.

RARELY HEARD RUMORS
- If you cross her during the Sanguis Moon you'll never be seen or heard from again. (100% false)
- Can sometimes be seen from the beach where she transforms into a mermaid
- Isn't just a water witch, but an ICE witch, too.
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COMMONLY HEARD RUMOURS:
- may or may not be the god of bullshit
- tried to conquer the Earth once because he had a bad week
- ~interesting fashion sense
- once, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that his brother loves snakes, so Thor went to pick up the snake to admire it and Loki transformed back into himself and he was like, “Blegh, it’s me!” And he stabbed Thor. They were eight at the time.

RARELY HEARD RUMOURS
- will 200% help you win a prank war
- has a Captain America costume fetish
- had sex with a horse once (not really but look, Norse mythology is weird)

Some are true, some are not:

Commonly heard rumors:
- She's super friendly and willing to kiss anyone for Chroma. It's a game to her.
- I herd she was a video streamer back home and is considering doing it here too.
- For such small person she sure does love to eat.
- It's said she's in the South Korean Army as a soldier and one of the worlds best Mech pilots.
- I herd she's into robots. You know, like she's "into" them.

Rarely herd rumors:
- I once saw her go into Flux! What was she doing there?
- She sleeps with a stuffed rabbit in her bed
- Girl likes the roughness of a Sanguis best but finds Cordis people fluffy and sweet.

Some are true, some are not:

Commonly heard rumors:
- Dude loves some pizza with pineapple on it.
- He's really into drinking, so much that you can almost get away with anything with him.
- I once saw the man walking a cute dog around the residential area. He was so sweet to it.
- He's a bit crazy and thinks the government is covering up the way home in order to keep everyone here for their own needs.

Rarely herd rumors:
- His dogs name is Betsy and she actually is a highly intelligent being from another place. She rules over him.
- He says whiskey is his favorite drink but I've seen him drinking pink fru-fru drinks before.
- His yellow sunglasses are actually a data computer scanning for information when he wears them.

Edited 2019-08-31 22:21 (UTC)

COMMONLY HEARD RUMOURS:

He's married to his best friend but he'll deny it if you try to ask him about it.

He's got a large collection of hardcore porn. Ask him about it, he might let you borrow some. (NO HE WON'T, BUT ASK ANYWAY)

He makes detailed notes and journals about everyone he meets.

RARELY HEARD RUMOURS:

Half of his pornography involves bratwurst or weisswurst. What the hell, man?

He secretly enjoys receiving misfired dirty messages meant for other people.

In addition to his journals, he has a list of people he’s interested, someone heard from someone that it’s a to do list... Is it? Who knows?

ARE ALL OF THESE TRUE? ARE ANY OF THEM TRUE? RUMOURS ARE RUMOURS, IG.

Commonly heard rumors:
-his hair is full of secrets
-his hair is full of rats
-no seriously his hair is full of something I swear to god there was a solid blast of wind coming from the west and I swear it didn't move an inch
-he carries a sword on him . . . . somewhere . . . because he's so rarely seen without it, but also, where does he keep it?

Rarely heard rumors:
-not really French, just faking it and peppering in French phrases to sound more authentic
-They're just implants, nobody's got a chest that size

Edited 2019-08-31 23:43 (UTC)

can't wait for the inevitable you're so hot avdol jokes that are gonna come his way when and if they get spicy

can confirm his hair is full of rats, but they're friendly ones

LISTEN HERE MISTER, PULL THAT LINE AND THAT'LL GET YOU A PILLOW SMOTHERING

...or maybe a completely endeared eye roll and facepalm mid-spice

it's either or, really

Commonly heard rumors:
•Guy is constantly either cooking or ordering out for food. Even when the moon's not up. What gives?
•He's got scars all over his body, and got them from getting into a lot of fights back home.
•He is literally addicted to chewing bones.
•People swear he employs a live-in maid, but his roommate denies this.
•He smells like wet dog when it rains.
•If you throw a stick, he will drop everything he's doing to go retrieve it.
•Some professional minor league volleyball team at Crystal Beach is trying to recruit him.
•He's got scars all over his body, and got them from falling down the stairs.
•He's a good boy.

Rarely heard rumors:
•He's secretly a reverse-werewolf, though he's loath to ever show his human form. Maybe he needs a kiss, Frog Prince-style?
•Apparently he's some kind of casanova, and girls leave their lovers to run into his arms.
•Every month it seems like there's another small mecha parked outside his apartment building with a white sheet over it. Has he figured out how to build them from scratch?
•He's a bad boy.

Edited 2019-09-01 00:06 (UTC)

Exactly! Is it so strange to think that, after time together with no other company, perhaps the chickens would get attached to me? They're smarter than people give them credit for, really.

...Dare I ask about the wizard encounter, though? [I mean, he's kinda wizardy. Maybe? So hopefully it's not just an innately unlikable thing.]

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