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[raptura]

Just like it says on the tin! Time to think up some gossip that would be circling Lunatia about your character so that we can all ICly gossip about each other.
...And react to each other's rumours here for laughs, or add some that your own characters would spread!

Please note whether rumours are common or rarely heard via the fancy formatting of your choice. I can't format things for nuts so go apeshit, y'all!

Comments

Robert Small | Dream Daddy

[whiskeydad]

Some are true, some are not:

Commonly heard rumors:
- Dude loves some pizza with pineapple on it.
- He's really into drinking, so much that you can almost get away with anything with him.
- I once saw the man walking a cute dog around the residential area. He was so sweet to it.
- He's a bit crazy and thinks the government is covering up the way home in order to keep everyone here for their own needs.

Rarely herd rumors:
- His dogs name is Betsy and she actually is a highly intelligent being from another place. She rules over him.
- He says whiskey is his favorite drink but I've seen him drinking pink fru-fru drinks before.
- His yellow sunglasses are actually a data computer scanning for information when he wears them.

[regelkonform]

Aren't most dogs highly intelligent beings from another place? Or all of them? It makes them all the more lovable, wouldn't you say?