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You awaken amidst the darkness with only a faint light to greet you. Your body is hemmed in by shards of crystals, gently sparkling and possibly pricking your skin. The surrounding landscape is dyed in the pinks and purples of the dusk filled with crystals protruding from the ground, some as large as a skyscraper. Even the few shy moon creatures you find in the wild have strange crystal growths on their hides. This is far from home— perhaps a dream? You pinch your skin and slap your cheeks, yet nothing seems to do the trick. Searching for answers yields nothing but an endless expanse of purple dust as far as the eye can see. You have four options: one, panic; two, soil yourself; three, admire it all then soil yourself; or four, go into survival mode. Eventually, you’ll realize that you’re not alone.

▶ Keep all Hands and Feet inside the Burning Vehicle at all Times
Iris Moon, Government Center (Arrival) and Outer Space | top

After a day or two of living off the crystal wilderness, a group of people find you worse for wear. They are the gallant Moon Knights from the planet of Prismatica. After the strange phenomenon during the past months when scientists observed the sudden appearance of rainbow crystals in the sky, the government has been feverishly combing through the moon for more Moonblessed to be rescued. You’ll eventually be brought into Iris’s moon government center.

You all may have your usual inquiries — Where are we? Who are you? What's going on? Why did I mix tequila with xanax last night? — and the Prismals are almost too eager to answer. They tell you about their world and about the first appearance of the Moonblessed as the medical staff give you an examination to make sure you’re not carrying any viruses or biological hazards. If you react violently, you may be restrained and nerfed with a specialized neurotransmitting gun that releases a numbing agent through the top of your spine. Once the examinations are over, you’re informed that you will be provided accommodations on their planet during your stay.

While waiting for transport to be prepared, you may freely roam around the government center. Eventually you’re called back from exploring, escorted to the docks, and led onto a large transport vessel that makes frequent trips back and forth between the moons and the planet. Faces onboard vary from both old and new Moonblessed as well as Prismal locals. The next destination: Prismatica.

A. After settling into the ship and selecting the current in-flight movie, Back Door Slugs 9, you and those around you may eventually feel a bit of turbulence during the movie’s highly anticipated climax. Did anyone notice it, or is everyone too focused on the hot characters?

At first, it’s a small jitter that’s easy to miss or brush off. But as the transport vessel travels on, the shaking progressively escalates to erratic tremors strong enough to cause severe nausea. A minute later, a voice over the speaker announces the ship will have to make an emergency landing, citing technical difficulties.

Sparks can be seen overhead as more ship parts malfunction. This is a good time to hold your neighbor’s hand, say your last goodbyes, and apologize for that horrible thing you did in the sixth grade. Grip your seat with the might of every god you can think of.

B. Another minute later, a follow-up announcement states that external entities have breached the transport vessel. Everyone is warned to be careful and watch out for each other. Small fires will have to be put out before they worsen with either magic or emergency equipment onboard such as extinguishers. In-flight robotic attendants will be scuttling around to perform immediate repairs.

Eventually, an entire power panel bursts, and prismatic jellyfish unnaturally spill out. The jellyfish will try to latch and suction onto any technological devices close by such as the television screens on the seats or communicators and will show preference to Iris Moonblessed over the rest. Be ready to help and pull numerous jellyfish off both the faces of Moonblessed and Prismals!

▶ Jaws IV: Jaws Harder
Planet Prismatica, Outer Lunatia | top

The emergency landing successfully completes and the transport vessel will safely land on top of a gorgeous lake filled with tiny glaciers floating by. When reached out and touched, you’ll find out that the “glaciers” are surprisingly cool crystals and not ice.

The ship will be left hovering idly on the water surface while passengers are ferried to solid ground using portable emergency boats. However, civilization is still a distance away.

A. You’ve probably heard of flying sharks from a veteran Moonblessed. But how about sea lions? These aquatic lions are born with scaly skin and gills outside of their crystallized manes. Unfortunately, they haven’t tasted fresh meat in quite some time. If there are any injured onboard or near your boat, the chances of the sea lions detecting people will be higher as they are drawn to the scent of blood. Growling hungrily, they will be quick to latch onto the boats, biting the edges, and trying to knock everyone overboard for dinner.

After surviving through so far, the Prismals guide everyone to a nearby encampment run by humanoid rabbits. They are tall, built, and have a habit of mentioning their virility an awkward amount of times. They are also generous and will share their game meat and fresh crops while allowing everyone to rest for the night at the only inn in their village.

B. There is no running water all the way out here, so if anyone wants a bath, they’ll have to do it traditionally. The village protects a natural spring, which is a good place to bathe away the sea water. Around the spring, the rabbit folk’s friends — little scintilla chinchillas — will shock away any predators that dare to approach their sanctuary! Be at ease and feel free to offer your friends shampoo massages.

The next day, the rabbits can be seen hacking away at some of the wilder-looking plants for an easier pathway. If you wake up early enough, you can ask some of them for a tour of the beautiful greenery. They mention that it’s thanks to the Moonblessed that their crops have been doing so well lately — the result of all the chroma influx. The rest of the journey to the city will be smooth sailing.

▶ It’s Free Real-Estate
Level 2, City of Lunatia | top

Welcome to Prismatica’s hub, Lunatia, the city of your dreams! A bustling metropolis lush with bright lights, vibrant colors, luxuriant plant life, and all the conveniences of technology absent from your own world… It seems like paradise to all the uninitiated. After a quick tour of the city, new arrivals can find themselves getting cozy in their new homes.

A. Find new roommates and say hello to your neighbors! City officials will give you directions to the designated districts across Level 2 and instruct you to pick out a unit. Each apartment complex has a different aesthetic, some may look cozy, some stylish, and some bizarre. The free accommodations have a basic living space that can only fit two or three people at most in one unit.

Starter Chromaspace furnishings are provided which can be controlled with the touch of a built-in panel. Examples are color-changing curtains, transforming sofa beds, cabinets turning into tables, etc. Customizing your apartment or moving out will have to wait until you earn more chroma. Until then, why don’t you check out your new neighborhood or explore the city levels? Maybe your new roommates or neighbors can give you a “hand” with allowance for dinner.

B. A new high-end boutique, Prissy Polyp, has opened in Level 2. As compensation for what happened, both Moonblessed and Prismals that were affected in yesterday’s flight will receive 50% off their total purchase. Those unaffected will receive 30% discount coupons as a promotional gift. All are encouraged to visit with their friends or special someone, try on some things together, ~~enjoy each other in the fitting rooms~~, and deal with the loud, ear-blistering background pop music.

Their clothing collections are characterized by bright iridescent designs, some features such as design patterns may glow ethereally in the dark. One of their signature dresses features a one piece (also available on their trench coats) that can amplify the appearance of one’s decolletage, gluteal muscles, and/or bulge with the press of a neon button. Another item among their collection is the maiden sweater: a sleek, backless sweater that shocks those who attempt unwanted touches. Others include skin-tight leggings (also available on their shorts or pants) which produce pleasant and relaxing vibrations on all lower extremities and fashionable polyp-shaped hats for all kinds of people. It’s a huge shop, you never know what else to find in there.

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▶ KEEP ALL HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE BURNING VEHICLE AT ALL TIMES

A. DIZZYING
[ Okay, like. Air travel is pretty damn new to her anyway? All things considered. Especially space air travel. So Lysithea is just going to like...look somehow even paler and clap a hand to her mouth, although she isn't on the verge of being sick. It's just -

VERY DIZZY...her hand slides around to her cheek, and she squeezes her eyes shut. And maybe her other hand is clutching the arm rest and/or your hand if it got in the way. ]

Why do people do this.

[ SPACE TRAVEL. WILLINGLY. It's always this bad, right?

Or maybe the sparks are going off and it's all malfunctioning and she's not-so-accidentally clutching your arm, whether or not she knows you. NOT LIKE SHE'S SCARED, MIND. ]

D-don't worry. I'll comfort you.

[ Yes. This is for YOUR benefit, not hers. Clearly. ]
B. MAGIC OR MAYHEM
[ They have to take care of these fires themselves?! It's not like she doesn't have any magic, but - ]

All of my spells would make this worse!

[ You're in charge of rescuing her.

...Or explaining how the fuck a fire extinguisher works, that could also be a thing.

Alternately, once there's something they want to explode -

She casts a quick Miasma spell, which is just a bolt of dark magic basically to murder the jellyfish trying to get you, if you're Iris or just unlucky. Sorry for any singed clothes! ]

▶ JAWS IV: JAWS HARDER

A. IT'S FREE HEALING
[ Okay, she COULD attack any sea lions, but for a change of pace Lysithea will instead approach anyone who seems to be injured - ]

I can heal you if you like. [ She has Faith skills, too. ] Hold still, okay?

[ She's using her Big Sister tone, despite likely being smaller than whoever she's speaking to...

She's twenty, let her live... ]
B. SPRINGS ARE SPRUNG
[ Taking a quick bath is fine with her...although Lysithea will object (loudly) to any guys trying to come in at the same time as her. You can find her later with her hair wet but twisted out of the way, fully dressed, crouching near one of those chinhillas and holding out a hand. ]

Come here. I promise not to hurt you...

[ She Wants One. ]

▶ IT’S FREE REAL-ESTATE

A. CAKE
[ That's it, that's the prompt.

But nah, Lysithea is standing outside a bakery with her face practically plastered to the glass, staring QUITE LONGINGLY at delicious, perfect cake...

When she realizes she's been caught she pulls away quickly, coughing and composing herself, although then... ]

Pardon me, but do you know about this "moonlacing"?

[ SHE WANTS THE CAKE. GIVE HER THE GOODS TO BUY IT. ]
B. BOUTIQUE
[ Clothes are all well and good and she has those coupons and all, but - ]

Do you think anyone would notice if I destroyed that?

[ She points at one of the speakers, irritated. And also...not understanding how the whole electronic music thing works. Destroying one speaker will not save her ears, will it. ]

[ Aqua blinks as she looks over at the other woman who was asking about Moonlacing. She's surprised that the whole moonlacing thing doesn't seem to be fully explained all that much; it had been gone over in much detail when her group had come in.

Or at least that's how it seems, so she'll go ahead and smile at the other girl.]

Yes. I do. Is there anything in particular about it that you want to know?

I need you to moonlace with me!

[ ...So it's less "what is it" and more "this is a fucking cake EMERGENCY". ]

[ Aqua blinks, though at least that answers her question in regards to the whole 'why aren't they explaining what it was anymore' thing. Still, she can't help but wonder why the girl is that desperate. ]

I... okay. If you want me too? [ She'll just... awkwardly open her arms up so that the other girl can come in for a hug. That should be more than enough to get her enough Chroma for the cake.

Besides, she's done much more than this with strangers due to Iris, it's not like this should be embarrassing at all.]

[ Aqua, she would do anything for cake. Cake is worth it. Let cake into your life...

And so with zero hesitation she leaps into Aqua's arms.

She's pocket-sized, it's fine. ]

My thanks! I must admit it has been some time since I've eaten...

Lysithea | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Cake

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Cake!

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springs are sprung... time to adopt a living taser

the pet they DESERVE

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dizzying

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healing

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Boutique

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Springs are Sprung

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CAKE.

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