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SHOOTING SHARK

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You awaken amidst the darkness with only a faint light to greet you. Your body is hemmed in by shards of crystals, gently sparkling and possibly pricking your skin. The surrounding landscape is dyed in the pinks and purples of the dusk filled with crystals protruding from the ground, some as large as a skyscraper. Even the few shy moon creatures you find in the wild have strange crystal growths on their hides. This is far from home— perhaps a dream? You pinch your skin and slap your cheeks, yet nothing seems to do the trick. Searching for answers yields nothing but an endless expanse of purple dust as far as the eye can see. You have four options: one, panic; two, soil yourself; three, admire it all then soil yourself; or four, go into survival mode. Eventually, you’ll realize that you’re not alone.

▶ Keep all Hands and Feet inside the Burning Vehicle at all Times
Iris Moon, Government Center (Arrival) and Outer Space | top

After a day or two of living off the crystal wilderness, a group of people find you worse for wear. They are the gallant Moon Knights from the planet of Prismatica. After the strange phenomenon during the past months when scientists observed the sudden appearance of rainbow crystals in the sky, the government has been feverishly combing through the moon for more Moonblessed to be rescued. You’ll eventually be brought into Iris’s moon government center.

You all may have your usual inquiries — Where are we? Who are you? What's going on? Why did I mix tequila with xanax last night? — and the Prismals are almost too eager to answer. They tell you about their world and about the first appearance of the Moonblessed as the medical staff give you an examination to make sure you’re not carrying any viruses or biological hazards. If you react violently, you may be restrained and nerfed with a specialized neurotransmitting gun that releases a numbing agent through the top of your spine. Once the examinations are over, you’re informed that you will be provided accommodations on their planet during your stay.

While waiting for transport to be prepared, you may freely roam around the government center. Eventually you’re called back from exploring, escorted to the docks, and led onto a large transport vessel that makes frequent trips back and forth between the moons and the planet. Faces onboard vary from both old and new Moonblessed as well as Prismal locals. The next destination: Prismatica.

A. After settling into the ship and selecting the current in-flight movie, Back Door Slugs 9, you and those around you may eventually feel a bit of turbulence during the movie’s highly anticipated climax. Did anyone notice it, or is everyone too focused on the hot characters?

At first, it’s a small jitter that’s easy to miss or brush off. But as the transport vessel travels on, the shaking progressively escalates to erratic tremors strong enough to cause severe nausea. A minute later, a voice over the speaker announces the ship will have to make an emergency landing, citing technical difficulties.

Sparks can be seen overhead as more ship parts malfunction. This is a good time to hold your neighbor’s hand, say your last goodbyes, and apologize for that horrible thing you did in the sixth grade. Grip your seat with the might of every god you can think of.

B. Another minute later, a follow-up announcement states that external entities have breached the transport vessel. Everyone is warned to be careful and watch out for each other. Small fires will have to be put out before they worsen with either magic or emergency equipment onboard such as extinguishers. In-flight robotic attendants will be scuttling around to perform immediate repairs.

Eventually, an entire power panel bursts, and prismatic jellyfish unnaturally spill out. The jellyfish will try to latch and suction onto any technological devices close by such as the television screens on the seats or communicators and will show preference to Iris Moonblessed over the rest. Be ready to help and pull numerous jellyfish off both the faces of Moonblessed and Prismals!

▶ Jaws IV: Jaws Harder
Planet Prismatica, Outer Lunatia | top

The emergency landing successfully completes and the transport vessel will safely land on top of a gorgeous lake filled with tiny glaciers floating by. When reached out and touched, you’ll find out that the “glaciers” are surprisingly cool crystals and not ice.

The ship will be left hovering idly on the water surface while passengers are ferried to solid ground using portable emergency boats. However, civilization is still a distance away.

A. You’ve probably heard of flying sharks from a veteran Moonblessed. But how about sea lions? These aquatic lions are born with scaly skin and gills outside of their crystallized manes. Unfortunately, they haven’t tasted fresh meat in quite some time. If there are any injured onboard or near your boat, the chances of the sea lions detecting people will be higher as they are drawn to the scent of blood. Growling hungrily, they will be quick to latch onto the boats, biting the edges, and trying to knock everyone overboard for dinner.

After surviving through so far, the Prismals guide everyone to a nearby encampment run by humanoid rabbits. They are tall, built, and have a habit of mentioning their virility an awkward amount of times. They are also generous and will share their game meat and fresh crops while allowing everyone to rest for the night at the only inn in their village.

B. There is no running water all the way out here, so if anyone wants a bath, they’ll have to do it traditionally. The village protects a natural spring, which is a good place to bathe away the sea water. Around the spring, the rabbit folk’s friends — little scintilla chinchillas — will shock away any predators that dare to approach their sanctuary! Be at ease and feel free to offer your friends shampoo massages.

The next day, the rabbits can be seen hacking away at some of the wilder-looking plants for an easier pathway. If you wake up early enough, you can ask some of them for a tour of the beautiful greenery. They mention that it’s thanks to the Moonblessed that their crops have been doing so well lately — the result of all the chroma influx. The rest of the journey to the city will be smooth sailing.





▶ It’s Free Real-Estate
Level 2, City of Lunatia | top

Welcome to Prismatica’s hub, Lunatia, the city of your dreams! A bustling metropolis lush with bright lights, vibrant colors, luxuriant plant life, and all the conveniences of technology absent from your own world… It seems like paradise to all the uninitiated. After a quick tour of the city, new arrivals can find themselves getting cozy in their new homes.

A. Find new roommates and say hello to your neighbors! City officials will give you directions to the designated districts across Level 2 and instruct you to pick out a unit. Each apartment complex has a different aesthetic, some may look cozy, some stylish, and some bizarre. The free accommodations have a basic living space that can only fit two or three people at most in one unit.

Starter Chromaspace furnishings are provided which can be controlled with the touch of a built-in panel. Examples are color-changing curtains, transforming sofa beds, cabinets turning into tables, etc. Customizing your apartment or moving out will have to wait until you earn more chroma. Until then, why don’t you check out your new neighborhood or explore the city levels? Maybe your new roommates or neighbors can give you a “hand” with allowance for dinner.

B. A new high-end boutique, Prissy Polyp, has opened in Level 2. As compensation for what happened, both Moonblessed and Prismals that were affected in yesterday’s flight will receive 50% off their total purchase. Those unaffected will receive 30% discount coupons as a promotional gift. All are encouraged to visit with their friends or special someone, try on some things together, enjoy each other in the fitting rooms, and deal with the loud, ear-blistering background pop music.

Their clothing collections are characterized by bright iridescent designs, some features such as design patterns may glow ethereally in the dark. One of their signature dresses features a one piece (also available on their trench coats) that can amplify the appearance of one’s decolletage, gluteal muscles, and/or bulge with the press of a neon button. Another item among their collection is the maiden sweater: a sleek, backless sweater that shocks those who attempt unwanted touches. Others include skin-tight leggings (also available on their shorts or pants) which produce pleasant and relaxing vibrations on all lower extremities and fashionable polyp-shaped hats for all kinds of people. It’s a huge shop, you never know what else to find in there.

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Comments

Lapis Lazuli - Steven Universe - iris

[riptidequeen]

Toot toot, crashing ship:

B:
[Lapis was quite fine with flying to her destination on her own, but the insistence of the local authorities to ride on the ship was something she didn't care to make a fuss about.

Except now she is slightly regretting not making said fuss, especially with the small fires.]

Ah pardon me, I think I can help.

[Anyone who has a drink that is mostly water is going to find them pouring out to help put out the fires, and Lapis apologizing to whoever she's deprived of a drink. And she's purposely avoiding anything that she knows will make the situation worse.

That and the small wings of water coming from her back are also being used, if anyone wants to direct her go for it. Or maybe point out when one of those pesky jellyfish decide to clamp onto her.]

Free Real Estate, oh yeeeeah:

A:
["Pick out your lodging" was most certainly not what she expected after the whole ordeal with the ship.

But also the blue gem was having a hard time actually choosing a place to stay. She doesn't know anyone here, at least she hasn't spotted any familiar faces, and Lapis isn't one to just bunk with randos. So, sticking out like an awkward thumb in one of the residencies trying to find a place that no one else has settled.]


WILDCARD IT

[If none of the above work you can hit me up to write a fancy just for your character prompt or you can do one yourself. It's all good.]

A!

[dragonshores]

[Dragons naturally live outdoors, never cloistered, and very rarely with non-dragons. When Spyro received his directions, he rolled his eyes and walked away with Sparx hot on his tail. No dragon is going to live in some "unit" when he could find a bed in some warm, soft grass! This is exactly what Spyro thinks when he comes across Lapis Lazuli looking out of her element. She isn't the only one, that's for sure.

As always, Spyro approaches nonchalantly and with something smart on his tongue.]

Let me guess. Looking for a "unit"?

[riptidequeen]

[Lapis is used to living in a barn, that she shares with someone else but that she could do what she wanted with.

When Spyro approaches her, she's biting her lower lip and coming to the internal decision to just pick a place and be done with it. So she's a bit surprised when the dragon talks to her.]

Ah, well... Yes, I don't actually know anyone here so. [She trails off, back to biting her lower lip once more.]

A

[bangpae_yong]

[Zeno walks along the hallways looking at the different homes. It was really a new thing for him to have a solid place to live. Something he wants to hold with important in the long run. So when he sees the girl standing alone he offers a kind smile.]

Are ya having a hard time finding a place?

[riptidequeen]

It's much different then what I'm used t--

[Ack, Lapis was more focused on her own search that she just absentmindedly gave an answer not even noticing who she was talking to.

She makes an ahem sound before continuing.]

I'm just trying to pick.

[bangpae_yong]

Different? Ahaha, that is how Zeno feels this isn't like his home. We don't have anything like the things here.

[He was friendly enough as he laughs and smiles.]

Why not check a few out then?

[riptidequeen]

Ah, that was the plan it's just...

[He kind of reminds her of one Steven Universe, at least with how friendly Zeno is being with a stranger.]

What if I pick one and there's someone already living there?

[bangpae_yong]

[Zeno was a pretty friendly person and didn't have much in ways of personal space.]

Then no biggie! You could make a new friend even, not bad right?

[riptidequeen]

[Lapis would say it's weird but... She's a living gem, weird is different for her.]

Mmm, I guess.

[And without another word she is off! To try and find a place to live, sorry Zeno she's going with or without you.]

[bangpae_yong]

[There was a lot weird about Zeno so she wouldn't be faulted for thinking it!]

Right!

[Zeno follows behind her as she takes off. She was a quick one!]

[riptidequeen]

[Nah, she just walks very briskly and doesn't need to stop to breathe or rest.

Any units she finds that have someone already living in them she awkwardly apologies for bothering them before moving on. Yes, she really is going to try and find a place with no one else.]

Oh, um. You said that you're also not from here, right?

[This is Lapis trying to do small talk.]

B!

[trenchdoting]

[This scruffy-looking detective had joined the Moon Knights, so he had come along for the flight. Only for everything to go awry! He was trying to play damage control, but this strange blue water lady seemed to have a good handle on things. He looked towards her watery wings, awestruck - but that's when he also noticed one of those jellyfish zooming over to clamp onto her from behind. He moves forward to try to help.]

H-hey... watch out, pal!!

[riptidequeen]

[Gumshoe's shout has two things happen in reaction to it. The first is it startles the jellyfish enough that instead of clamping onto Lapis is goes for some poor person's seat and the electronics inside of it.

The second is not as good, as the shout startles Lapis as well! Her normal reaction would be to fly out of the way but there's not enough space to do that so she jumps a little which is poorly timed as the ship hits another rough patch so the gem is going to end up basically jumping right at Gumshoe.

The result is most likely, if he doesn't think fast, a hilarious collision of a larger man into a smaller woman.]

Aaack!

[trenchdoting]

[And so one crisis is averted! ...As another is caused in the process. The blue woman is leaping right at him!]

Wh-whoa! [At the same time, the turbulence throws off his balance. He can't think fast enough even if he wants too! And so the collision does occur! He stumbles back a few steps, but he manages to keep himself from actually falling over. At the same time, he raises his arms to brace her in order to keep her from falling over.]

Sorry pal!! [He exclaims, embarrassed.]

[riptidequeen]

[If Lapis was a normal human being? Where Gumshoe's hands end up would get a totally different reaction then it does from her.

Which isn't much, instead she's going to correct him on one thing.]

It's Lapis, not pal.

[And while this is happening... A new jellyfish has happily glommed onto Lapis' head. Good job every one!]

[trenchdoting]

[He's ended up grabbing onto a specific place, hasn't he... In any case, he doesn't really notice at the moment, as there's a lot going on.]

Lapis huh? Sorry about that, pal! [What did she just say. And then his attention is quickly drawn to the jellyfish that's clasped onto her head.]

O-oh no!! We gotta get that off! [But how? His hands are full at the moment, and he doesn't want to drop the blue lady... so he leans forward and just tries to bonk his forehead against the creature!]

[riptidequeen]

[A lot going on, and not really much there for him to be grabbing.]

It's fine it's not doing anythi-- [That's a very audible bonk sound for when Gumshoe's and Lapis' heads collide, the jellyfish just using the attempt to remove it to cling onto Lapis' head even harder.

Which, either the clinging or the bonk, gets an "ouch" out of her.]

[trenchdoting]

[He's definitely holding onto something! And now he's disoriented in the aftermath of the head bonking. He stumbles a little, but he still manages to stay on his feet.]

Ouch! That really smarts. Sorry about that, pal! This jellyfish is even craftier than I thought. We might need a new plan!!

Toot, toot, crashing ship (voicetesting, pearl’s canonpoint is somewhere around ‘change your min

[werentbuiltforfighting]

[Pearl spears one of the jellyfish clamped on the technology and then pulls her spear out, detaching the jellyfish from the technology and her spear, and then notices the other Gem.]

Lapis?

[Pearl has not seen any other Gems here so she is rather surprised to see Lapis on the ship with her.]

[Then, Pearl prevents a jellyfish from latching onto another piece of technology, and says:]

I see more fires over there.

[Pearl points in the direction of the fires she’s talking about.]

[riptidequeen]

[WELL that's a voice Lapis was not expecting, and man how could she have not seen Pearl on the ship? Eh whatever.]

Oh, hey you.

[So blase and nonchalant about seeing Pearl, as she then turns to where the other gem is pointing and adds:]

I was just getting to it.

[Lapis sends, with a quick hand gesture, a ball of water from her wings at said flames.]

[werentbuiltforfighting]

[Pleased that Lapis is taking care of those fires, Pearl replies:]

Good.

[And then, while keeping yet another jellyfish away from the technology and the people, Pearl says:]

It’s nice to have another Gem around. I was starting to worry that I was the only one here.

[Having Lapis here is reassuring for Pearl, a bit of familiarity in an unfamiliar world.]

[riptidequeen]

[Oh good, Lapis isn't the only one happy to see another Gem around.

Even if it's Pearl.]

Oh, yeah... It'd be awful to be alone here.

[And a jellyfish that's coming up behind Pearl? Is soon going to find itself flung away and into a fire, thanks to Lapis' slight flick of her wrist and hydrokenesis.]

[werentbuiltforfighting]

Yes, it would be.

[Pearl spots a jellyfish coming for Lapis, and spears it before it can get to her.]

Though it doesn’t make being brought here in the first place any less concerning.

[Especially since, if Pearl is understanding things correctly, whatever technology or magic or technology/magic hybrid the moons use is much more powerful than anything Gems have. And sure, the Prismals say the moons are gods but Pearl isn’t so sure of that.]

[riptidequeen]

Too true.

[Compared to her return to Homeworld, Lapis was taking the whole difference in tech much better than then. Not that Pearl would know. Also hahaha, moon gods.

She does another little send-off of more water because these fires just don't quit.]

[werentbuiltforfighting]

[Pearl defeats yet another jellyfish, because they don’t quit either, and then says:]

I don’t believe the moons’ intentions are as good as the Prismals say they are. And I don’t think that they are gods either.

I think it’s just much more powerful technology, magic or both than the sort we are familiar with.

[Pearl had been to Homeworld recently too, when Steven had decided to ask the Diamonds to heal the corrupted Gems, and she had noticed how far advanced its technology had gotten too. But, with all the other things happening then, she was far too distracted to freak out about it.]

Or even that of Homeworld.