•||• Smash or Pass?

[purrrrfection]

smash or pass 💋

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<font face=century gothic><b><big>If you snuck in my room I would:</big></b> <ul>[] Go back to sleep [] Let you have the bed [] Share the bed [] Kick you out [] Cuddle with you [] Be like wtf? [] Let you sleepover [] Beat your ass</ul> <b><big>If you kissed me I would:</b></big> <ul>[] Kiss you back [] Smile & laugh [] Be shocked [] Slap you</ul> <b><big>You are:</big></b> <ul>[] Cute [] Adorable [] Pretty [] Beautiful [] Okay [] Sexy [] Hotass Motherfucker [] Ew</ul> <b><big>I Would:</big></b> <ul>[] Smash [] Pass</ul>

original code: tessisamess

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done~

[mingyues]

'Perfect' however, I cannot accept. You're biased.

[menaces]

I made improvements! That's what I do.

Don't make me go get A-Chen.

[mingyues]

If it were a test I would call it cheating.

Oh, he is also biased. You both indulge me too much. I think A-Qing is the only one who does not.

[menaces]

A-QING

[mingyues]

You heard me.

[firstkissofsteel]

It wasn’t my fault, whatever it is! It was all Xue Yang!

[A pause as she realizes it is, in fact, Xue Yang calling for her.]

What do you want?

[menaces]

[ we'll talk about your guilty conscience and immediately throwing him under the bus later, a-qing ]

What do you think of Xiao-daozhang? He's perfect, isn't he?

[firstkissofsteel]

[She looks baffled as to why this is even being called into question]

Of course he is! Who’s saying otherwise? I’ll hit them with my stick!

[menaces]

[ unfortunately....... ]

...it's Xiao-daozhang.

[firstkissofsteel]

[Grimly:]

The beatings will continue until self-esteem improves.

[menaces]

[ while he agrees with the sentiment... ]

No one is hitting Xiao Xingchen.

[ don't make him pick you up by the scruff ]

But it's true we have to do something.......

Ah well, I guess I'll have to let you hit me until he understands not loving himself has consequences.

oof my heart

[mingyues]

I much prefer to love everyone else. Loving myself is not necessary.

[menaces]

A-Qing, hit me.

[firstkissofsteel]

[THWAK!! Goes her stick along Xue Yang’s calves.

Despite her mild protests before, she doesn’t hold back...]

[mingyues]

Xue Yang.



You're serious.

[firstkissofsteel]

I feel like somehow you’re getting something out of this that I don’t want to be part of... [Keep her out of your masochistic kinky sex games!!]

Why would he think he’s not great? He’s the best thing to ever happen to us.

[menaces]

What am I getting out of it?? I'm letting you hit me with your dumb stick!

[ look, a-qing, he's a glutton for punishment but not THAT kind of glutton ]

...you really want the answer?

[mingyues]

[ he's laughing, softly HE DOES NO WANT TO ENCOURAGE THIS...AND YET. ]

[mingyues]

[ he laughs ] I know you have not done anything wrong.

[firstkissofsteel]

I never do anything wrong! I’m a good girl.

[mingyues]

Is that right? Have you been so good that you deserve pancakes tonight?

[firstkissofsteel]

[Her eyes light up and she turns towards him, throwing herself at him with the utmost confidence that he’ll catch her.]

Pancakes! Daozhang, I’m definitely good enough for pancakes! Can they have those chocolate pieces in them too?

[mingyues]

[ and he does, no hesitation and he does pull her close for a brief but firm hug. ]

Will you stop hitting your brother with a stick? If the answer is yes, then there will be chocolate in the pancakes.

[firstkissofsteel]

[OPENS MOUTH

CLOSES MOUTH...]

Even if he asks me too?

Wait is this like a “forever” deal or a “for now” deal. Because what if he really deserves it later. Is this all negotiable?

[mingyues]

[ she's got the one braincell alright. besides, he is notoriously bad at enforcing punishments and rules and... lbr he would not even withhold pancakes with chocolate chips for long if she pouted at him.

he is weak. ]

Even if he asks you to, and it is a for now deal. [ forever deal sounds too long and too unfair of a trade over pancakes with chocolate chips. besides, he assumes most of this smacking about is in good faith rather than something to be very concerned about.

but he still wants them to behave. ]