strip never have i ever!

[torako]

The classic party game! But with a sexy twist!

THE RULES
1: Post a top level in which your character shares something they've never done, starting with the phrase "Never have I ever..."
2: Check out what other people put up. If your character HAS done it, they have to take off a piece of clothing!
3: Generally keep track of how much your character is wearing as you go down the page.
4: If you're out of clothes, you may instead opt to perform a forfeit, determined by the person who got you! There are beds and a variety of toys over there in the corner, if you need them.
4.5: If you offer someone a forfeit and they don't want to do it because it's Not Their Kink, please respect that and either drop the thread or suggest something else.
5: You can cheer people on who are stripping in other threads or flirt with them or just express surprise that someone has/hasn't done the thing. Don't be afraid about jumping in on someone else's thread!
6: Just generally have a good and sexy time!

Comments

[soupervillain]

Not get yelled at all the time? But... actually, I guess I'd have to pay the rent too, and make my own lunches and all that boring stuff. Geez, there goes my tree mom dream.

[dreamnailedit]

What does your mother yell at you for?

[soupervillain]

Oh, you know... [ He pitches his voice high and scratchy. ] "GIOVANNI, clean your room! GIOVANNI, don't do crimes on weeknights! GIOVAAANNIIIII!!!" Sheesh, Mom, I get it!

[dreamnailedit]

Committing crimes on Saturday and Sunday is alright?

[Yes, that's exactly the message to take from this, way to go Knight.]

[soupervillain]

Well, I'm allowed to stay out later! And not to brag, but your boy's got a pretty solid history of getting home before curfew.

[dreamnailedit]

Is a curfew not a law?

[Depending on how strict one's mom is, it might be stronger.]

[soupervillain]

[ ......... ]

Aww crap, is it?! Dang, then I've got years of accidental good guy-ing to make up for!

[dreamnailedit]

How will you do that?

[soupervillain]

I don't know! Steal twice as much stuff! Or twice as good stuff! Or... tear the tags off my mattresses or something! I've been keeping them on just in case, you know?

[dreamnailedit]

That seems rather pointless.

[soupervillain]

I know, right?! What's the point of those tags in the first place?!

[dreamnailedit]

If there is no point, is removing them truly evil?

[What is evil, anyway? Let's get philosophical.]

[soupervillain]

Well, it's illegal, right? That means it's a crime, and crime is evil!

[dreamnailedit]

All it takes to be evil is to be against the law? What if the law changes?

[soupervillain]

T- that - I don't know! Stop asking me questions I don't know the answers to!!

[dreamnailedit]

I apologize. I only want to understand. Good and evil is complex in Hallownest.

[soupervillain]

Hallownest, huh. That where you're from? Is everyone there little bug guys too?

[dreamnailedit]

Yes, it is. But no, some are large bugs. Like my sibling. They are very tall.

[soupervillain]

Coool. Gross, but cool. Do you have really tiny humans?

[dreamnailedit]

No. I did not encounter humans until I came to Lunatia.

[soupervillain]

So do you guys have pets and stuff? Are the pets smaller bugs? Or, like, amoebas?

[dreamnailedit]

No pets, but some bugs would join forces for protection.

[soupervillain]

I guess that's pretty cool too. Man, now I kind of want a pet amoeba, though. A guard amoeba! With a little spiked collar! Anyway, good and evil are complicated subjects, little guy. Even I couldn't tell you everything about them. But if you ever have more questions, you can always ask your local Banzai Captain!

That's... that's me, by the way. I'm the Banzai Captain.

[dreamnailedit]

How did you become that?

[soupervillain]

Got promoted from a Blaster, of course. Not to brag, but I'm now a member of the sixth-highest rank in the organization.

[ There are seven ranks in the organization. ]

Say, you ever consider the evil minion life? I bet you'd look real cute in a little yellow uniform!