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▶ TDM .002

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▶ That’s Not a Space Station, It’s a Moon

You awaken amidst the darkness with only a faint light to greet you as you awaken. Your body is hemmed in by shards of crystals, gently sparkling and possibly pricking your skin. The surrounding landscape is dyed in the pinks and purples of the dusk filled with crystals protruding from the ground, some as large as a skyscraper. Even the few shy moon creatures you find in the wild have strange crystal growths on their hides. This is far from home— perhaps a dream? You pinch your skin and slap your cheeks, yet nothing seems to do the trick. Searching for answers yields nothing but an endless expanse of purple dust as far as the eye can see. You have four options: one, panic; two, soil yourself; three, admire it all then soil yourself; or four, go into survival mode. Eventually, you’ll realize that you’re not alone.

After a day or two of living off the crystal wilderness, a group of people find you worse for wear. They are the gallant Moon Knights from the planet of Prismatica. After the strange phenomenon during the third month when scientists observed the sudden appearance of rainbow crystals in the sky, the government has been feverishly combing through the moon for any Moonblessed to be rescued. You’ll eventually be brought into Iris’s moon government center.

You all may have your usual inquiries — Where are we? Who are you? What's going on? Am I paying for all those drugs I took back in the '70s? — and the Prismals are almost too eager to answer. They tell you about their world and about the first appearance of the Moonblessed as the medical staff give you an examination to make sure you’re not carrying any viruses or biological hazards. If you react violently, you may be restrained and nerfed with a specialized neurotransmitting gun that releases a numbing agent through the top of your spine. Once the examinations are over, you’re informed that you will be provided accommodations on their planet during your stay.

While waiting for transport to be prepared, they recommend that you visit the government archives. The collection features a variety of fiction and non-fiction books, including an eclectic romance and erotica section with titles such as: The Moon Knight's Ravishing, Armed and Amorous: A Forbidden Tale between a Dragon and a Moon Knight, and Silk and Satin, Leather and Moonlace. Also notable are informative textbooks such as Delightful Dragons and Where To Do Them and From Argos to Zhavidar: A History of Alchemy. As you read these books, the photos and illustrations come to life on each page, moving within their borders. It seems this is the norm on Prismatica.

A ⬤ Several librarian droids like to move in and around the archives, zapping anyone who dares utter a single word above a whisper. Silence is absolutely crucial for study and concentration, thus these droids have zero tolerance for sound. If you are caught making noise, be prepared to be chased and have your eyebrows singed off by a disgruntled droid.

B ⬤ Within the library, you will find an occult section which contains various low-budget spellbooks. This section houses a variety of cantrips and basic charms that don't seem to work for the Moonblessed except the occasional, odd fluke spell which will shrink you to the size of a thumb or cause odd sound effects such as fog horns or pterodactyl screeches to come out of your mouth. Please use with caution! The librarians aren't responsible for any mishaps that occur as a result of reading spells out loud, but if you ask nicely they might direct you to a book that has a way to immediately reverse it if you don’t want to wait it out. All effects are temporary.

Eventually you’re called to the docks and led onto a large transport vessel. Destination: Prismatica.

▶ She wants to lead the glamorous life

Welcome to Prismatica’s hub, Lunatia, the city of your dreams! A bustling metropolis lush with bright lights, vibrant colors, luxuriant plant life, and all the conveniences of technology absent from your own world… It seems like paradise to all the uninitiated.

Before you can enjoy the surrounding shopping centers, they will be dealing with all the standard security checks from some handsy droids that will feel you up, examine your weapons, possibly even cavity search. Nothing like the loving touch of a cool metallic hand.

A ⬤ There’s a gift shop right outside Crystarium Moonports with a huge, eye-catching poster promoting their 80% clearance sale. A must-have souvenir from Lunatia is a memory stone — special blue stones mined from Cordis that can project a happy memory from your days in the city if you rub them the right way. If you need new clothes, this is the perfect chance to grab a shirt with media sweetheart Maria's lovely bedazzled face on it. You might even hear her hit song playing in the store...

While browsing, you overhear a crisp zap! followed by a group of children jumping for joy. They got just the toy they wanted from the high-tech gacha machines lined up in front of the store. Since you have some chroma to spare, why don’t you give them a go? The Mallow Bunnies is all the rage among all Lunatians. Adults are particularly fond of their sleepy series. On the other end of the spectrum, there are also these... uh... what are these? If you can’t ~~whale~~ get the one you want, don’t worry! You can always trade with your fellow Moonblessed. It might pay off to get some extras, too. You never know when you’ll need to sweeten your deals...

B ⬤ The ads are all over the billboards with their neon colors, energetic beats and seductive billion-polygon assets: you too can be a goddess with a blade in League Match Action Online, Prismatica’s number one VR MOBA game! The next LmaO world championship is later in the year, and the grand prize is rumored to be 15 million demichroma. If you want to get a team together, now’s the perfect time to start. In the meantime, try your luck at the smaller tournaments in the lower Levels. You might meet your future teammates and rivals there.

Or you know, just have fun with it. Relax, it’s just a game!

▶ That Smell is Exactly What You Think It Is

On Level 1, you may encounter construction workers rebuilding damaged properties. When asked they’ll answer, "Oh, it was just a bit of a mishap a while ago. It's all been contained now. Nothing to worry about." A couple of streets are cracked and covered in debris, as if a huge monster had crawled under the pavement. Surrounding walls have gaping holes, and dried up viscous white fluid stains some buildings.

A ⬤ While most of the streets are back to normal, there are several areas that local Swiffy bots have yet to thoroughly clean such as the sewers and the backstreets. If you’re interested in helping, necessary tools and materials will be provided. You may team up with your fellow cohorts to scrub, scrape and sweep the vines’ remains. It is very likely that you will find some decaying roots with a rotting, corpse-like smell that makes your stomach turn. Though these plants have already dried and wilted, there are still a few stubborn vines and dried sap that won’t come off no matter how many times you try. Good thing they let you borrow nifty liquefying rayguns! These guns can turn natural waste into clear, thin and biodegradable slime that rolls off surfaces and into the sewers if not sucked into the vacuums of Lunatia’s trusty Swiffy bots. Careful: the raygun also works on fabrics!

H ⬤ Getting around is another adventure. When you head to the subways, you will be met with the misfortune of train carts stopping abruptly at intervals, making you careen into other passengers. Maybe you’ll accidentally land on someone’s seat or get someone pinned against the wall. The trains aren’t fully functional at the moment due to recent events, so doors might not open and stops might be missed as you circle through the endless track.

Might as well strike up some conversation. The news is seen overhead, detailing the attack of the Vinea vehementi from a few days ago. The reporter warns of increased robbery incidents since the attack. Due to the grief, trauma, and debts accumulated from the damages, some Prismals have resorted to pickpocketing in an attempt to recover their losses. Of much less importance is the uptick in stolen underwear cases in the city after the planet-wide release of the B movie Stalking Panty, in which the main character Knickers gains newfound confidence after discovering his talents as an Iris Moonheld and an undercover panty thief.

Moon Knights and kind neighbors warn you of the dangers, but will that stop you from going out at night? You can start hiding your Midlife Sanguis Ninja Turtle boxers, or you can take justice into your own hands.

▶ Questions

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At the Library

[ Look, this is all overwhelming enough (to say the least) without Hunk landing himself in a spot of trouble with the local robots, but here we are.

He'd had high hopes for the library. It was stacks and stacks of information that would help to explain all of this and help him get back to Earth. (Again!) Of course, he'd quickly found that a good chunk of the available information wasn't the most helpful in this regard.

Sure, alien cultures are important and interesting and everything, but... This is a lot of trashy paperback-level material. He'd opened up to random page, only to discover that the illustrations moved, and-- ]

Oh, no! Ah! [ He'd accidentally come across an example of particularly enthusiastic, uh... activities. By at least three individuals. And an assistant or two.

He'd dropped the book with a small shout, and then-- ] OW! What the--?!

[ Was he just electrocuted? Yes. Is there now an angry droid present, ready to shock him every time he makes a noise? Seems like it. Can he stop himself from shouting in reaction to said zappings? Apparently not! ]

Ow! Stop it! Ow! if you'd just-- Ouch!

[ Alright, he's running for it. Scuse him, pardon him, coming through! ]

Gacha Right Where I Wantcha!

[ Okay. This is normal enough, right? Maybe remarkably normal, in the same vein as the space mall, a concept that's caught on intergalactically. Hunk doesn't yet have his mind wrapped around the monetary system here, but it's got enough for a Gacha!

And he receives... A squishy bunny! Settling in for a nap! ]

Aww. It's so cute!

... And definitely a rabbit, which makes close to zero sense, but whatever, I guess. This is another planet, right? It's not an insane prank? Because this is potentially a huge giveaway.

In Transit... Forever!!

[ He's not sure what's gone on here, but it seems bad, with a maybe-suspicious lack of details available.

He'd gotten onto the train with the aim to get a look around the wider area, but had gotten distracted by the news feed, and then... Are there stops left? He's on a loop, right?

He starts to fidget in his seat, with more fidgeting the longer he goes without being sure where he's going or where he ought to throw in the towel or whether he'll be able to exit the train when he ought to. Ugh. ]

Hey, this doesn't, like... This goes back to town, right?

[ Congrats, nearest person who's obviously not from around here, you're now Hunk's go-to expert about this whole train situation. ]

If it were an insane prank, it'd be an extremely elaborate one. I can say with certainty that this isn't Earth.

[If he means another planet, someone else will have to vouch for that; Hifumi has only been on the one, other than this one.]

[ ... Ah. He hadn't really been expecting anybody to answer, but that's a pretty sure-sounding, definitive answer. It still leaves things a little open-ended, though. ]

Okay, so it's... So is it just a coincidence that the animals are this similar? Evolutionary happenstance, or-- [ Earth animals can exist in space, in certain circumstances. ] Did these toys come from Earth?

That... is an excellent question, and one that I'm not sure if anyone else has looked into yet. If the toys came from Earth, I don't know how they got here. [Surely a giant bag of gacha toys appearing on the one moon would be just as much cause for alarm as all the people showing up.]

[ He shrugs. ] Maybe they stole them? I do a lot of intergalactic traveling, and I've encountered a cow away from Earth. It was at a store full of Earth stuff, so... I guess that particular shop owner was just going to Earth to steal stuff for re-selling.

... Do we know if these people have made it off-world? It doesn't seem like that's in their wheelhouse.

[ If getting off the planet was easy, they wouldn't be stuck here. If it's more complicated than being singularly on another planet, he doesn't want to think too hard on that right this moment. ]

Other than making far better use of their moon than we've bothered to, it doesn't seem like they have the capability. [And given the moonblessing situation, some sort of evolutionary-overlap quirk seems more likely.]

That poor cow.

Oh, she was fine. [ If the assurance helps at all. ] We brought her with us and got her back to Earth, save and sound.

[ His expression gets thoughtful again as he sinks back into pondering, staring down at the little toy rabbit in his hand.

Then he remembers his manners. Speculation can wait. ]

Oh, uh... I'm Hunk. Hi.

[ Handshake? ]

Hunk | Voltron: Legendary Defender

Gacha

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Well hello, friend!

Hey there, pal!

Library

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Excuse her while she has a mild panic attack lmao

sorry short stuff.

not everyone can be statuesque, okay~

Transit

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Library!!

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transit!

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