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prismaticrap2020-08-26 07:27 pm
casaposa) wrote in prismaticrap2020-08-26 07:27 pm
[ Puns can only mean one thing: ]
You sent this to the wrong person.
And stop spending so much time with Sasara.
You sent this to the wrong person.
And stop spending so much time with Sasara.
No, I say go ahead and let it happen. It'll teach him to stop having such a terrible sense of humor when he's not performing.
Who are you and why did I need to know this
[ Hi, you texted a Otleus Manor alumni that you haven't met yet! Probably on accident. ]
[ Hi, you texted a Otleus Manor alumni that you haven't met yet! Probably on accident. ]
1) drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
2) I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
3) everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
4) Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the chroma to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
5) [ text him! ]
2) I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
3) everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
4) Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the chroma to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
5) [ text him! ]
The good news is I avoided jail time. The bad news is my hand hurts. But I broke a guy's nose so I think it was worth it.
1. If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
2. Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love.
3. I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
4. I'm sorry about all of the inappropriate shoe throwing.
5. text her~
2. Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love.
3. I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
4. I'm sorry about all of the inappropriate shoe throwing.
5. text her~
1. Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
2. i just woke up in a bathtub without any clothes
do you know what happened last night?
3. he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
4. I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.
5. wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars - IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
6. TEXT HER...
2. i just woke up in a bathtub without any clothes
do you know what happened last night?
3. he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
4. I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.
5. wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars - IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
6. TEXT HER...
i mean, i wouldnt say thaaat
the show you put on was very impressive!!!
even if i am mourning the loss of one of my fave shirts
maybe next time well see what you can do with a spear and some tequila!
the show you put on was very impressive!!!
even if i am mourning the loss of one of my fave shirts
maybe next time well see what you can do with a spear and some tequila!
1. help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
2. in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
3. You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk ♥
4. I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
5. you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
6. text her!
2. in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
3. You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk ♥
4. I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
5. you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
6. text her!
a fair point that i will accept with grace
but where did my costume GO???
i want it back so i can do it all over again!
but where did my costume GO???
i want it back so i can do it all over again!
they think its funny when i try to shove them away!
a fist might get the point across waaaay better
im still going to drink to be a version of my worst self but theres improvement!
a fist might get the point across waaaay better
im still going to drink to be a version of my worst self but theres improvement!
it makes the laundry more fun! i put a little swirly straw in it and everything! wanna come over and help me fold my undies?
i need to start playing some theme music when i take my shirt off
maybe an angelic chorus in the background to really sell it
maybe an angelic chorus in the background to really sell it
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