texts from last moon

[casaposa]

 

you know what to do 

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[casaposa]

Why is he in my room?
Get back here and remove him.

[firstsaderesponder]

can't. i'm at work now

also because it's fun that way. be sure to entertain him while he waits

[casaposa]

[He has a job??????? Who the hell hired him??]

Absolutely not.
Don't involve me in your nonsense.
I'll release him some other way.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sorry Konoka....]

good luck with that. i think he likes being on your bed

[casaposa]

I don't care what he likes.
I'm kicking him out.
Don't leave your dates in my bedroom next time.

[firstsaderesponder]

he's not my date, he's my new pet

*our* new pet 👍

if there was a girl handcuffed to your bed, would you kick her out

1/2

[casaposa]

[HOW DOES A PERSON RETURN THEIR ROOMMATE. Come on Prisma!Amazon. Drone this fool away and give Caesar the peace he deserves.]

[casaposa]

There is no "our" anything and humans aren't pets.
If she were enamored with you, I would.
Only someone insufferable would enjoy your company.

[firstsaderesponder]

but he's a rescue. don't be so mean caesar-chan

and that's so unfair to that poor girl. maybe i should go on the network and warn everyone on prismatica

CAESAR ZEPPELI WILL KICK YOU OUT OF HIS BED!

[casaposa]

He's a person, not a pet.
You've done the opposite of rescue him.
And say what you want. I've been with more than a enough beautiful signorinas-they'll know your words are worthless.

[firstsaderesponder]

he's a pet if he's being played with

ok so you're the opposite then

CAESAR ZEPPELI IS WAY TOO CLINGY AFTER SEX

[casaposa]

That's not how pets work.
Were you dropped on the head as a child?
And stop talking about my sex life-that's none of your business.

[firstsaderesponder]

it is how pets work. you're just too vanilla to understand

ah, makes sense that you're so clingy then