texts from last moon

[casaposa]

 

you know what to do 

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[embracethewind]

( as long as you don't commit seppuku konoha, anything has a solution. )

no, no, no! i don't, i swear! 😵

i got the message thinking you wanted me... to... you know... 😳

i should be the one apologizing for not making sure 🙇

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[lumberlady]

is-

is fine! to assume such thing... is LUNATIA and... many thing in LUNATIA make mating complicate and sometimes with not spouse people....

possible... i should thank OKITA SOUJI? some human man maybe run away if jinba woman ask such thing...

[at least honor suicide is off the table]

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[embracethewind]

if such thing were to happen i believe your husband would understand.

no need, konoha-san. but... would they? that raises the question: can a human penis 🥒 fit in a female jinba 🐎?

wouldn't it be... too... small? 😳

[lumberlady]

husband 's emotion is not worried... GONTA is much kind and much understanding... and we understand early in LUNATIA that we must make promise and decide how to handle moon accident. is no problem because heart and who love is no changing.






but

... fit is. of course not. same as with jinba partner... cannot have good far inside feeling but. can still have good... inside-outside feeling? ... this make sense?

[help she's drunk and doesn't know how to write "friction" or "clitoral stimulation"...]

[embracethewind]

( s-so cute jinba couple. mus be protected. )

awwe~ you both really are faithful to each other despite the moon accidents. true love!


hmmm i get it! like... if i used my hands to caress you? like that?

( kinda. that would explain why he got the text. also now he's learning female jinba anatomy without realizing HE'S ASKING A MARRIED WOMAN. why ask, souji!? )

[lumberlady]

[more like everyone should be protected from this idiot couple!!!]

yes! more than body is heart that is important, so marriage is fine if hearts are loving. and i love GONTA most.

yes like... hand or mouth or... 🥒 also working if is directing nice way... then man can also get enjoy? if both enjoy then is good... even if is moon accident, should be kind to partner...

[if she's asked she just answers???? look it's educational...........]

[embracethewind]

( w-would souji be stomped on? )

may your love be blessed to last forever 🙏

a-ah. i-i'll get that in mind if something happens... between... us.

( it is! because one might never know? like in this case even if it was a misfire. )

[lumberlady]

[her husband did punch the first guy but don’t worry that was a misunderstanding........ people should worry more about their occasionally single shared brain cell.]

thank you 💕 <— is friend heart!!!


[wait she was supposed to be convincing him she wasn’t a lewd woman....... sigh]






yes... please? i think. i no know anymore.

[embracethewind]

( a-ahahah. gonta would most likely throw him far away with a single punch or kick.

if it's any consolation, souji's the type who can be short-sighted, so... he sees true love where there is as long as it's not him, sob. )

you're welcome! 💖

( ffff he's not helping either. )

huh... i can tell you about me as well.

( souji... no. )

[lumberlady]

[gasp... it's the sparkle heart............. wait maybe it was an accident... he doesn't know her code well yet...]

yes! i talk too much!!!!! is time for OKITA SOUJI to talk!!!

[souji yes]

[embracethewind]

( more like he intended to be more understanding of her because yes! she's drunk and naive and precious and asdfghj! )

n-no! i mean-- what i'm trying to say is...

i would like for konoha-san to feel good, to touch you as you like and have pleasure as you like with me...

compared to jinba, i'm small in size.

( is this what sexting is? my god. also, notice he doesn't talk about that size. )

[lumberlady]

[oh no, that's... really sweet... !!!! even if it's embarrassing how could she not respond to that???]

OKITA SOUJI is kind... no need to worry about size!!

if partner is kind and patient then will feel good! i have accident with some human before... and it no feel same as jinba, is true, but still can do

i no know how to write word

crossing peak of pleasure mountain?

[embracethewind]

( don't worry! he's as embarrassed as she is! )

a-ah, it's kind of you to say so... ///

y-yes, that's right! but, you still can feel pleasure with a human, right?

[lumberlady]

[the best thing about texts... you can hide your blush]

yes, is no problem! can cross mountain peak! and human can also.

is important

even if is accident, is important. should be nice to each other and stay friend.

[embracethewind]

( yes, almost. if not for emojis, heh.

so... a human and jinba can happen, huh? )

alright, alright! 😵

oh, of course i wouldn't cause any problems with your husband! no, no.

[lumberlady]

[if he's reassured, then mission... accompli... wait, when did that become the mission? she's never drinking again...]

no problem!

GONTA and i make promise. if accident happens, we go home after and say so truthful, then mate.

is i 's recommendation plan for couple coming to LUNATIA. work very well.

[embracethewind]

( a-as of now? he doesn't even know anymore but a bushi doesn't go back on his word. also lies konoha, you will! )

that's the most reassuring reconciliation i've ever heard of!

your husband does have the best cutest wife!! 😄

[lumberlady]

[....... yeah she will]

is i 's favorite praise...

all involved can be truthful and no need feel shame!
just be honest and remember heart direction and treat nicely.
so is best way.

[embracethewind]

( but she seems more self-assured in her replies. speaking of cuteness... )

now that you mention such, how do you let a girl know about one's feelings when you're not... accustomed to emotions and feel unworthy of such girl?

[lumberlady]

how to confess?

Oh is many ways... change according to taste?
situation?

i ‘s confession is... rush.
OKITA SOUJI more slow type?

[embracethewind]

huh, i'm not good with girls so maybe? i barely know how to understand them as a whole.

[lumberlady]

no need to be good with girls, just be good at one girl.
i ‘s husband most definite not good with girls, just with i. is fine!

what do she like?

[embracethewind]

one girl, hmm?

she's quite handy with chores and being organized, dutiful as bushi and enjoys sword practice.

( kamiya hiding her identity as a girl doesn't help him enough finding things she would like. )

[lumberlady]

yes, only need be good with one!

thinking............ so big flash of confession is no good maybe?
if dutiful sword type...
should be quiet! just two!

[embracethewind]

i want her happiness more than anything.

it's hard to know what she likes as a girl since, uhm... she hides as a man in my troop.

( yyyyeah probably a bushidō violation. )