prismaticrap | ▶ EMP.002

QUICK LINKS ⬤ navigation ⬤ faq ⬤ taken ⬤ reserves

The next test drive meme is just around the corner (May 8th!) and you know what that means!

▶ APP THIS, PLEASE
To enable more potential castmates into the game, feel free to use this form for your ad and post it here!

▶ ENABLE ME, PLEASE
If you need help with deciding who to app, feel free to use this form for your ad and post it here!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

▶ ENABLE ME

Character: Hana "D.Va" Song
Canon: Overwatch

Hana, better known to most as the famous icon D.Va, is a ex-esports gamer professional. Hailing from Korea in a distant future, she now pilots a state of the art MEKA (Mobile Exo-Force of the Korean Army) to defend her home country .... and the world.

Sassy and cantankerous, she's young but experienced with war and she will rip you a new one if you treat her like a child. She functions on D.Varitos (doritos... it's doritos), ramen, and soda and her favorite color is pink. Hana "plays to win" and has an attitude that epitomizes the saying by being fiercely competitive, determined, and resourceful.

But she's hella fucking cute too you motherfucks don't let it fool you. If I had to use one sentence to describe her it would be: she kicks ass and chews bubblegum.

Character: Asuna Yuuki
Canon: Sword Art Online (YEAH THAT ONE)

This girl started out as someone who merely existed to COOK for the MAIN CHARACTER and evolved into the badass, Vice President of the strongest guild in a RPG Game. Also, this game has trapped 10k people and kills them IRL if they die in the game. It's one of those animes, yall.

Asuna comes from a rich family. She's a top student at her ALL GIRLS school and only dreams of finishing at the top of her class, going to a good college, finishing her degree, and then landing a good job. That's it. Deep down, there's a lot more to her. At first, she appears like the perfect student, perfect daughter, kind of boring actually Mary Sue stupidly pretty character. But she's secretly kind of violent, kind of girly, and kind of really dorky. I'm talking like...

Okay, she really wants to ride in a gondola. She loves old people and forests. And bread. She's super sheltered so hasn't really experienced the world at all.

This is her.

Need a looks like cinnamon roll but could kill you character? Here she is.

POINTS AT

YOU

WHATS UP DADDIO

are u ready for this

yes always

(no subject)

mekarekt - 2019-05-07 02:20 (UTC) - Expand

mylawn - 2019-05-07 02:25 (UTC) - Expand

mekarekt - 2019-05-07 02:27 (UTC) - Expand

mylawn - 2019-05-07 02:36 (UTC) - Expand

mekarekt - 2019-05-07 02:40 (UTC) - Expand

mylawn - 2019-05-07 02:58 (UTC) - Expand

mekarekt - 2019-05-08 01:09 (UTC) - Expand

Hanzo's going to treat her like a child. War vet or not.

handsoap u wanna fkn die

jk

challenges him to archery contest

Yes.

But also yes to that one too!

oh

no that's sad wtf live u fool

she will lose definitely but then be like 'TEACH ME SO I CAN BEAT YOU'

He'll treat her like an adult if she can beat him.

But also teach her how to beat him. There's a conflict of interest somewhere in there..

mekarekt - 2019-05-07 02:50 (UTC) - Expand

yakiniku - 2019-05-07 03:00 (UTC) - Expand

mekarekt - 2019-05-08 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

who took over his high scores!!!

check the INITIALS MY DUDE "DVA"

tee hee

WHERE DID ALL MY GNJ GO RUDE

i would love to have them in game together though, it'd be dope

[dva voice] I'M NUMBER ONE!!!!

i know this is a post for tempting but yo don't tempt me

i love gengu and dva bc the sass and gamer shit talking and she thinks he's hella cool ninja dude ok

[genji voice] COME ON

oh no I am here to tempt. I am temping you with ninja booty. They'd definitely get along very well with games and sass, and he wouldn't dismiss her just because she's young. He's been there yo.