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[raptura]

Just like it says on the tin! Time to think up some gossip that would be circling Lunatia about your character so that we can all ICly gossip about each other.
...And react to each other's rumours here for laughs, or add some that your own characters would spread!

Please note whether rumours are common or rarely heard via the fancy formatting of your choice. I can't format things for nuts so go apeshit, y'all!

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Austria | Hetalia

[edle_gestalt]

Commonly heard rumors:
-please I just need for him to earn the nickname Vienna Fingers for reasons
-he never wears underwear
-he's obsessed with underwear and would never think to go without
-he wears a corset

Rarely heard rumors:
-he has a scar on his butt. even rarer: it's from his ex-wife from when they were kids
-he dresses super conservatively because wearing any less would risk public arousal, which he fantasizes about anyway
-he licked a salt lamp once during iris. some say it was right in the middle of the department store. others say it was at a spa, and he just got up in the middle of a cupping treatment and licked the lamp because he craves that mineral

(there is at least one grain of truth in all of these, but who knows how many grains there actually are)