texts from last moon.

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we made a mistake

Comments

[badluckblues]

idk you're the one writing all the words to reassure me about someone else's big dick

[specialist_snowflake]

You read all that and still only took away 'my dick must be inferior.'

Honestly.

[badluckblues]

hey you wrote all that but you didn't write 'and also your dick is great'

a man's gonna get to wondering all right

[specialist_snowflake]

You know I don't give frivolous praise. It must be earned.

[badluckblues]

so what you're saying is you want my dick

[specialist_snowflake]

You're making several bold assumptions tonight.

[badluckblues]

i'm assuming you're not looking for dick pics, for one

[specialist_snowflake]

Correct. There would be little point, given as how I've seen you in the nude on several occasions.

Perhaps an exchange. You wish for a crude compliment. I would like a compliment in the form of a nice poem. If you can manage that, I will give you the reassurance you're strangely fixated on seeking.

[badluckblues]

roses are red
violets are blue
you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
now compliment me too

[specialist_snowflake]

[Simplistic, and verging on annoyingly sarcastic. But sweet. Very well, she did promise.]

Your size is adequately proportional.

[badluckblues]

aaaand you want it

[specialist_snowflake]

Do I? It's difficult to tell via text. Perhaps you should verify in person.

[badluckblues]

i can make that happen

[specialist_snowflake]

See that you do so promptly.